Looking at thegames for irony. Canon is Battle Royale

[tasteyellowdeath]

It's way too late for you to get an app in, right? Right?

Yes! Whoo-hoo!

...What do you mean, next time?

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[gamemakercrane]

My writer wishes to convey how much she approves of you applying there. [long pause]

I'm not sure why.

[tasteyellowdeath]

[Yutaka's too busy staring at Seneca's beard to take proper offense to all these muns wanting him dead.]

It's got super powers...

[gamemakercrane]

[Dude, obviously. It's the beard who's the real game maker. It just rides on his face.]

...what does?

[tasteyellowdeath]

N-Nothing, sir! Very sorry, sir!

But...um...you shouldn't be coming in here and giving my mun encouragement. She's already all giggly-googly about that place. And...just...it's just wrong.

[gamemakercrane]

What's so wrong about it?

[He's genuinely uncomprehending. You kids get to be ON TV. come on now.]

The opportunity to win glory, fame, and renown apart from the rest of your district? A chance to become a hero-a celebrity?

[tasteyellowdeath]

[After a long pause...]

...It's murder. It's knowing that because of you, someone will never take another breath or make another memory.

And...and how can you trust yourself after that? And...

Are you really a hero? Because the hero's supposed to save everyone.

[anemptyhusk]

Oh, brother.

[tasteyellowdeath]

...What?

[anemptyhusk]

The whole "getting out of one death game and thrown into another" thing.

[tasteyellowdeath]

Oh!

Yeah, that kind of sucks.

I don't know that I'm really going to that place, though. The munster (geddit geddit) just found out about it today.

Yesterday.

Whatever.

[anemptyhusk]

Munster...monster...yeah, I think I get it.

Always behind with the times, aren't they?

[tasteyellowdeath]

I think mine's smarter than me. But...you know... I try to make that easy.

[anemptyhusk]

It looks like you're doing a good job.