Voicetest or something

[rolltotherescue]

Really?

Look, mun, I know you want to do this. What I don't get is why.

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[zerotohero]

[This mun knows why!]

Muns hardly ever listen to us.

[But hey, fellow firetruck!]

[rolltotherescue]

Tell me about it.

[Firetruck bros!]

[zerotohero]

I'm sure yours isn't that bad though.

[Hey check out this optimist.]

[rolltotherescue]

You wouldn't say that if you heard half of the things he has in mind. Is the maniacal laughter really necessary?

[zerotohero]

[Whoa man do you know who he shares headspace with?

Admittedly, he has it a little better than you, but meh.]

Well, from what I know about my mun and her friends, maniacal laughter isn't necessary but it is common.

You'll get used to it.

[rolltotherescue]

[Nope, he's got no idea! His player's rather fond of keeping muses in the dark.
... also, that's a common thing? As in it happens often?]

Was that supposed to be encouraging?

[zerotohero]

[You'd be surprised.

And frightened.]

Well... no... not really.

[Okay he may be slightly intimidated here :|]

So... um...

[What button does he have to push to make a conversation magically appear?]

[rolltotherescue]

Yeah.

[The button that connects you to some other bot.]

[zerotohero]

[Dude, you're making this smalltalk thing harder than it has to be.]

So...you're a fire truck too huh?

[...it's better than nothing?]

[rolltotherescue]

Yeah. It's what I do.

[Aren't you glad you dropped by to chat, otherPrime? Isn't this rewarding?]

[zerotohero]

[Yeah, he can't think of a more rewarding conversation than this.]

So do you work with the humans?

[rolltotherescue]

[If robots can derisively snort...]

Barely. It'd help if my ride-along bothered to try working with me once in a while.

[zerotohero]

Er, ride-along?

You mean partner?

[fruity_puppeteer]

As if reasons were required. Just lie back and enjoy the ride~

[rolltotherescue]

[Partner his skidplate]

Sure. When he's not hogging all the credit.

[rolltotherescue]

[What the scrap are you. No. He means it. What ARE you.]

I AM the 'ride'.

[zerotohero]

Why would he do that? Aren't both of your efforts essential to your job?

[rolltotherescue]

You'd think. Try telling that to Kade sometime.

[fruity_puppeteer]

[You're a space robot, you have no place to question the inherent nature of things.]

All the more reason to enjoy it! No harm in enjoying yourself~

[zerotohero]

Ah, he's the glory-hog type huh?

The humans can't just ignore you though, you're... uh... an alien robot. Does he stop you from talking during interviews or something?

[rolltotherescue]

Interviews?
Actual interviews. With human reporters?

[Primeverse Prime, you've got some 'splainin' to do]

[zerotohero]

Well, a mix of human and robot reporters.

Usually we just stand on a stage and answer questions and give speeches after a big crises or something happens.

[He's gotten used to public speaking this way. He kinda likes it actually.]

Don't... you do that? I mean, if you're helping humans...

[Optimus doesn't know a whole heck of a lot about Primeverse...]

[rolltotherescue]

Where we're stationed, the humans do that. While we get to sit back and watch.

...

Think I've got a few words for Optimus about this.

[rolltotherescue]

[Yeah, but where he comes from it makes sense because shut up
He'd have more to say about that if he wasn't busy trying to figure out what he's talking to.]

I guess.

[zerotohero]

[Oh...]

I'm Optimus Prime... but I think you mean another one...?