probably forever homeless

[arrhythmic]

I appreciate the enthusiasm, but you do still have a couple routes to go before you really commit to where I'm coming from. I gotta say, it's... interesting, seeing how things could turn out for me in so many different ways. Lots of ups and downs, huh?

...Just avoid Kenji at all costs. I really don't want to deal with that in my future any more than I have to.

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[jazztune]

Well, that's just how life goes. Up, down, happy, sad, and then ya die.

Anywho, at least your mun has got an excuse for not tossing you somewhere right now. Mine's just lazy.

akira yayyy

[arrhythmic]

That... yeah, that about covers it, huh? I could do with putting off the 'die' part for a good while, though.

Oh, well, I might get tossed into some places. Memes, dressing rooms, that stuff. And it looks like she's going to be making me, uh... with your sister. Yeah.

In return, yayyy hisao

[jazztune]

Well, if you really wanna put that off, you better be careful what you do.

... Pfft. Hahaha. Okay, just playin' with you. You're a good kid, I can tell you that much.

As for memes and all that... well, I might get thrown at a couple of those too, but it can't really compare to a game, right? Then again, maybe it's for the best that we don't go to a lab infested with zombies or whatever.

[arrhythmic]

I'm careful, I'm careful. I think I've had enough close encounters with the reaper to keep my ass in line.

...And I really need to learn to never take you seriously, don't I? [face palm.]

I. Really don't know how I'd handle zombies. I mean, people with normal hearts could probably keel over from the shock, right, so I'm wasted the second it happens. Where's all the games where everything's happy and calm all the time?

[jazztune]

Hey, you can take me seriously! Sometimes. I'll let you know when.

Yeah, and I don't think the zombies will back off if I tell 'em how eating brains is a criminal offense. Even the places that seem calm probably have something weird going on... man, this kinda sucks.

[arrhythmic]

But what if you're not being serious when you're telling me to take you seriously?

And forget zombies. Seriously, no zombies, I'm forbidding the mun from even thinking about that. What about... somewhere with... cats. Cats are nice. Just normal, friendly cats.

[jazztune]

Then you're screwed.

Given the standards and our luck, you'd prolly learn you were allergic to cats once you got there.

[arrhythmic]

...That's what I thought, yeah.

There's always hiding in my room, then. Or, there's got to be a designated cat-allergic area, I can hang out with the other outcasts.

[fastestonnolegs]

I knew you would show up here soon!

(Have a high velocity blonde giving you a hug from literally across the room. Okay, not that high velocity. Wouldn't want to give you a heart attack, after all.)

[broke_the_buddha]

You got a problem with male buddy type extras in your harem games?

[arrhythmic]

Wha- Emi, slow down, slow it...

[Oof. Alright, at least she wasn't going max speed, and after a few tense moments he's pretty sure his heart isn't going to explode. Awkward hugs ensue.]

H-hey, nice to see you too.

[arrhythmic]

Uh... buddies, buddies are great. I just want a certain level of, you know. Sanity.

[broke_the_buddha]

Stuck with some kinda eccentric nut job for the supporting male in your game, eh? Guess they can't all be as lucky as Tohno.

[arrhythmic]

If you don't believe in the vast feminist conspiracy that's threatening to enslave all of male kind, you're already miles ahead of that guy. Not being a total mooch would be nice, too. And not harassing me in the shower room.

[broke_the_buddha]

"Vast feminist conspiracy"?

[arrhythmic]

Kenji is... special. [Not the most sensitive thing to say, but it's true.] I'm pretty sure he's one loud noise away from a hostage situation, with him playing every role.

[broke_the_buddha]

And he hangs out with you in the shower.

[arrhythmic]

...Don't get any ideas. He came in there to beg me for money and share more of his stupid theories, nothing else.

[broke_the_buddha]

He tries to beg for money while you're in the shower? Ha! What, do you bathe in money?

[arrhythmic]

Hell no, I can barely afford anything. I'm pretty certain he has more money than me, but it's against his beliefs to ask for change or something insane like that.

[broke_the_buddha]

You're a harem game hero, right? At least it doesn't sound like he's any competition.

[arrhythmic]

I'm pretty sure he despises all of my potential girlfriends, so, yeah. I'm in the clear there.

...That has to be the wrongest true thing I've ever said.

[fastestonnolegs]

I'm going to bet everyone is going to show up here sooner or later.

Have you been keeping up with your exercise?

[Tread carefully when answering this one, kid.]

[broke_the_buddha]

What's wrong with that if it's true?

[arrhythmic]

Sooner or later! I hope they do all show up, you guys really grew on me fast.

[.......A very long pause.]

Uh... I only exist in my mun's head, you know? So there isn't much room to run around, but it doesn't matter. She can just use her mun powers to keep me healthy.