voice testing | x-posted to dear-player

[holyshitwhocares]

holy shit, just stop thinking. you're thinking too much. i'm a fucking main character. nothing makes sense which means everything makes sense, you feel? its science bullshit, seriously.

nippalians? are you fucking kidding me? they exist because some dumb fuck in a writers room thought 'hey what if there was an entire species whose racial differences were based solely on what their nipples looked like?' and then they did it, and then they existed, and it was kind of dumb and kind of awesome. except for the race war part that was fucking stupid.

point is, my entire character can be wrapped up by basic fucking improv. just yes and. yes and everything. go with the floooow maaan. and don't be lame. you can literally do nothing wrong because everything already exists, including that, and yes i'm kink shaming you.

watch out for morties, they will ruin everything, its what they do. outside of that, have fun my dude. shit's weird, get weird with it.