1990's captain america flick

[liugan]

[ after a few minutes of hiding that laugh behind his hand ... ]

I think we can sum it up best with, if that was the Captain I would be posed to fight against, taking over Midgard wouldn't be very difficult at all.

Little more than a month away until we truly know, dear writer. Try not to let your assumptions get the better of you until then.

Comments

[acid_rayne]

It's at times like these you should stop and ask yourself how you would've been, too...

[liugan]

Twenty years ago on a significantly low budget? Quite likely, but let's be glad that was not the case.

[exloserspromise]

I must be really popular with the little muns for them to keep making movies about me.

[liugan]

I would start worrying, if I were you. Who knows what else your good name will be ruined by?

[exloserspromise]

[Le shrug.] I can't control what they put my name on out there, so I might as well stay focused on being the best role model I can be and trust the kids to get the message.

[liugan]

Of course.

As long as that message isn't promoting the hijacking of motor vehicles while feigning sickness.

[exloserspromise]

...Only if it belongs to a supervillain, SHIELD, or Tony.

[ex_permute76]

Because what's in the movies is always true, right?

[liugan]

[ /SNERK behind his hand here. ]

Would that include me, then?

[liugan]

As are television shows, novels, fairy tales and love songs.

[exloserspromise]

[He hears your amusement, mister!]

That depends entirely on whether you're perpetrating any villainy at the time.

[liugan]

[ Because it's funny and the best thing ever okay. ]

Only the most dastardly and nefarious of such, I'm afraid.

[exloserspromise]

[He has perfectly good reasons for all three, just sayin'.]

Then I'm afraid any vehicles in your possession are fair game and I'll be commandeering them as needed.

[liugan]

[ Don't steal his shiny flying bike! ]

That's hardly fair of you, Captain. I shall have to take your shield as compensation.

[exloserspromise]

[It's a bike and it flies, the only way Loki's keeping it is if he takes Steve for a ride.]

Good luck getting it away from me. I'm very protective of my shield.

[liugan]

[ Steve has to ask nicely. ]

Good luck getting my bike.

Or whatever it is.

[exloserspromise]

[Puppy eyes: ACTIVATED.]

You could at least take me out on it. I never get to fly the neat stuff.

[liugan]

[ That's not asking nicely-! ]

I'm not letting you drive.

[exloserspromise]

[I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken Steve for an Avenger who doesn't believe in tactical advantages.]

Of course not, I might crash the thing if I tried to fly it.

[liugan]

[ Tactical advantages. Yes. We know all about those, mister carsick captain. ]

We'll have to get you a helmet.

[exloserspromise]

[That happened once.

He's seen what the people of Asgard consider suitable helmets, and that is not happening under normal circumstances. It would clash with his uniform!]

Are you saying you're a bad flier?

[liugan]

[ One time too many, cap'. And come on, he could have shiny feathers just like Thor! It'd be smashing. ]

I am an excellent flier. I merely doubt your ability to hold on. And I doubt the bike is equipped with seatbelts.

[ex_permute76]

Real fairy tales are pretty weird and unpleasant. Which is true enough.

[exloserspromise]

[But Thor's are gaudy and impractical! Steve's are just flair and easily turned shiny.]

So what, I have to prove my ability to hold on to you? Because in case the motorcycle didn't tip you off, I can get by without seatbelts.

[liugan]

[ Yes, captain, your feathers are very pretty. ]

Seatbelts on the ground fare differently from those in the air.

Especially when upside down.