handsomest_jack: (Son of a TAINT!)
handsomest_jack ([personal profile] handsomest_jack) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2019-03-28 12:05 pm
  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry
Entry tags:

RE: The Gearbox PAX announcements

What's this, I'm supposed to talk to a- a mun or something? No, hell with that. You, step aside.

RHYS.

Get out here, you ungrateful moron. Did you learn NOTHING from me? All those years you spent idolizing me - wishing you could BE me - I'd figured you'd have at least some sort of decent fashion sense by now. But that...

[He pauses, anger lightening up as he starts to laugh.]

Kiddo, seriously, what is with that ferret on your face? A moustache? I mean, hey, I guess I really shouldn't expect any better from a guy who used to tuck his tie into his pants. Speaking of which, hey! You got pinstripes on both legs now, so there's that, at least.

No, but really. Shave it off. You look like an asshole.
Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only
10milliondollars: (Moustache1)

[personal profile] 10milliondollars 2019-03-28 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a distinguished look, Jack. I guess I couldn't really ask a guy with a soul patch to understand that, though, could I?
handsomest_jack: (You're bandits)

[personal profile] handsomest_jack 2019-03-28 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
The soul patch. Really, kiddo, that's all you've got? Don't change the subject. This is about your crappy life choices.

So when's the sex tape coming out? 'Cause that moustache just screams "porno."
10milliondollars: (Moustache2)

[personal profile] 10milliondollars 2019-03-28 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
There's no sex tape, and it's not a pornstache! What's it matter to you, anyways? You're just a rotting corpse now. Times have changed and I'm the guy on the throne, now.
handsomest_jack: (I'm STRANGLING Mr. Moorin...)

idk how dead jack is talking. RP magic. AI? idgaf

[personal profile] handsomest_jack 2019-03-28 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
No, you HAD the throne, and you CRASHED IT. INTO THE FREAKING PLANET.
10milliondollars: (Moustache2)

It's Dear Mun, dead people can talk. :B

[personal profile] 10milliondollars 2019-03-28 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I had to stop that deranged AI somehow. He was trying to shove a cyberskeleton in me! It was pretty smart of me to grab that Atlas deed, though, don't you think? Got to stop the AI and have my own company to rule.
bittybunkermaster: (Maybe because shut the hell up)

[personal profile] bittybunkermaster 2019-03-28 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Boooo go back to dead! Booooo!
handsomest_jack: (You're bandits)

[personal profile] handsomest_jack 2019-03-28 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Eugh, cut that out. It's annoying.
handsomest_jack: (Moral is: you're a bitch)

true, hahaha

[personal profile] handsomest_jack 2019-03-28 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should've let the AI take over your body. The thing wasn't perfect, but I'm damn sure it wouldn't have given you that ugly freaking moustache.
10milliondollars: (Moustache1)

Rhys, no one is jealous

[personal profile] 10milliondollars 2019-03-28 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You're just jealous you can't grow one.
bittybunkermaster: (:3)

[personal profile] bittybunkermaster 2019-03-29 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
BOOOOO! BOOOO!

Bring back the creepy hologram version! At least he couldn't touch stuff!
10milliondollars: (Moustache2)

[personal profile] 10milliondollars 2019-03-30 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'm seconding this.
burningangels: (Fire It Up)

[personal profile] burningangels 2019-03-30 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like someone's jealoussssss.
Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only