Fun with Icons

[diana_abel]

Dear Mun,

While I totes appreciate the fact that this shiny new icon expertly matches my bright and cheerful personality...

...I'm a little confused as to what possible circumstances I might use it with.

I mean...seriously...

Peace and love,

Diana "so not the Cainite Messiah" Abel

Comments

[itsaboutwhynot]

I mean, what can't balloons be used for?

[diana_abel]

Condoms.

I'm pretty sure they can't be used for condoms.

[itsaboutwhynot]

But have you tested that theory? I mean, people used to think the earth was flat.

[diana_abel]

Uh...can't say that I've tested it...

[daughters_of_janus]

[Enjoy some tackle hugs from Jeanette.]

You're here!

[diana_abel]

I'm like a bad penny. And it's looking uber-likely that my game is shifting over this way.

[daughters_of_janus]

Well you're the sexiest bad penny I've ever seen.

[diana_abel]

Well, that's certainly a new compliment.

Definitely tops, "Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster."

Finnick says I obsess about that particular pick up line...

[daughters_of_janus]

Okay even I have to wonder how that conversation happened.

[diana_abel]

Oh, well, Finnick's this guy in Bete Noire. He's been teaching me how to fight.

Anyway, he's a little bit damaged, but he's a total cheeseball. Uses some of the most ridiculous lines I've ever heard. Then totally claims he doesn't have lines because he "doesn't need them."

As if.

[daughters_of_janus]

Oh he sounds like fun.

If Therese and I show up I'm sure we can help you out too. Can we still use our abilities there like obfuscate?

[diana_abel]

Yup. Although, it's not easy. A lot of the mortals around here have pretty cool powers of their own. That's why I'm learning how to fight without disciplines.

Which, unfortunately, means enduring Finnick's "charming" personality.

[daughters_of_janus]

Therese and I know a lot about that actually.

[An amused smirk crossed her lips.]

Just don't ask her about shotguns, or do it might be fun to see her reaction.

[diana_abel]

Ugh. I hate guns.

[daughters_of_janus]

Aw well honestly neither of us use them. They're pretty useless against other kindred and a lot of other things that party at night.

[diana_abel]

I don't know...

Some people in Bete Noire have started to develop wooden bullets.

Which seems kinda strange. I mean, I'm not science girl or anything, but I'm pretty sure bullets don't work that way.

[daughters_of_janus]

That doesn't really sound right. Though really those would only work if they catch you in the heart and you'd just be paralyzed until it was taken out.

[diana_abel]

Well, we would. But there are some vampires here who actually die if they get a stake through the heart.

[daughters_of_janus]

Wow they sound like a hunter's wet dream.

[diana_abel]

Some of them turn to ash, some become a bloody pile of goo.

It's so gross.

[daughters_of_janus]

Ew that does sound a little icky.

[diana_abel]

Yup.

[daughters_of_janus]

So, does this place you're at need a nightclub?

[diana_abel]

There are only two that I'm aware of. One caters to supernatural clientele. It's called "After Hours" and is run by one of the aforementioned, stake equals death, vamps.

The other's called "Sanctuary." Don't know much about it, other than it was recently blown up by haters.