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Count Dracula ([personal profile] doesnotgo_blahblahblah) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2018-07-28 06:50 pm

+1 vampire who hates sunlight and vacations

[ooc: I've seen Hotel Transylvania 3 so spoilers are a go.]

You what?!

[He's just going to stand there slacked jawed for a moment or two. Nice look there, Drac.]

A vacation? No, no, no. I don't do vacations. I have a hotel to run! No time for that I am afraid. I am the manager AND the owner and I am NOT stressed at all. What is it with you humans?

[Cue a big sigh.]
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[personal profile] 0_times_0 2018-07-30 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Humans are complicated.

Mine insists that I must... find friends.

She doesn't seem to realize I'm over that. I am not interested in friendship anymore.