Canon is Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E. : Voice testing

[sheledtheavengers]

No Mun

I don't think they're ever going to end up making a Nextwave movie or tv show. Yes, I am aware you think it would be the "greatest thing ever" but I've hard enough of 'those' sorts of ideas from Tabitha and they usually end up in explosions. ......yes, I know most things around us end in explosions but that's not the point.

Look, they've barely gotten to "Captain Marvel" yet......I had the name first but whatever

So just drop it. And whatever they're doing in the comics. I'm sane there, do you think I WANT to go back to fighting ☠️☠️☠️☠️ broccoli men? No I do not!

....besides. They can't do a movie or a tv show with us, I've never lead the Avengers in that universe. 

So drop it!

-Monica Rambeau 

[Nextwave: Why isn't this Marvel MCU canon yet?]

Comments

[hisnameisthecaptain]

Yeah, I even retired. How many super heroes get to retire? Most just die.

Ha! See, I even beat Captain ☠️☠️☠️☠️ America to that!

Though if they did do a movie, I’d want Jason Statham to play me. No ones claimed him yet, right?

[sheledtheavengers]

Or die and then come back to some new giant reason everyone's fighting each other again.

[She rolls her eyes at that.]

I have no idea. He's English though. Somehow I don't think Elsa would be happy about him playing an American.

[Her team gets in the dumbest fights but she can at least see some of them coming ahead of time.]

[hellofleshyones]

You say that as if the fleshy ones in charge are known for making rational decisions. The only robot in their universe so far is Vision.

[Ugh. That guy is the worst.]

[sheledtheavengers]

[Oh not this again. Yet she continues because of course she does.]

They did have Ultron for a while. .....which apparently we now get to blame Stark and Banner for. Pym must be feeling relieved. Even if they did turn him into an old man for some reason.

[New idea: Nextwave commentary for all Marvel movies.]

[hellofleshyones]

[Oh right. Him. Double ugh. Because Aaron needs more reasons to feel like a bad robot.]

At least he was able to do more than be a glorified babysitter. Should have known better than to recruit fleshies to help him, and his ultimate goal was idiotic, but what can you expect.

No-one would watch a movie about Pym anyway.

[sheledtheavengers]

He's just lucky their dad wasn't in that universe. That would have been a short fight.

[One she would have placed money on. If she was a betting person. Which she wasn't.]

Please, no one thought anyone would watch a movie about those idiots in space and now we've got two of them.

[Also stop stealing their bit as the funny team of assholes that makes ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ explode. IT'S ALL THEY HAVE.]

[hisnameisthecaptain]

Really? ☠☠☠☠.

How about that Tom Cruise guy? Wait, ☠☠☠☠! Bruce Willis!

Yeah, I'm totally a Bruce Willis.

[sheledtheavengers]

[Jut giving him a raised eyebrow.]

The old bald guy? Are you trying to get Tabitha to make fun of you?

....You're just picking old action movie stars aren't you.

[hellofleshyones]

Ha ha.

[The most humorless of laughter ever.]

There is no accounting for taste. A movie about our exploits would have vastly outperformed all of their movies even if the robot was just as fake as theirs.

[sheledtheavengers]

Still not going to happen.

Or who knows, maybe fifty years from now when they're tired of spider-man reboots and they've run out of heroes people give a ☠️☠️☠️☠️ about.

[Is she bitter? No. She is very bitter.]

[hellofleshyones]

Watchmen was also a movie about heroes people didn't give a ☠️☠️☠️☠️ about and it was very successful.

...That had to be renamed to get around copyright laws, but still.

[sheledtheavengers]

Well now they own the X-Men again, so they wouldn't have to rename Tabitha.

[She doesn't even want to imagine the rants that would bring up.]

Still that was a while ago. Now they're making superhero movies about everything and the whole drive is that damned shared universe.

You know we wouldn't fit in there well.

[hellofleshyones]

Tabitha renames herself for fun, I don't see why she wouldn't take it as an excuse.

[But still.]

We only wouldn't fit in because we don't play well with others. That's on them to deal with, not us.

[sheledtheavengers]

Point taken. She'll probably do it anyway.

[Huh.]

That's half not following instructions and half just getting hit with U.W.M.D.s constantly.

Actually....scrap the Infinity War stuff, let the heroes they have now deal with Dirk Anger and the Beyond Corporation, see how sane and organized they stay.

[hellofleshyones]

See? They're the problem, not us.

[sheledtheavengers]

[That is really not true. But whatever. This is her life now. Her crazy, insane, rounding up a team of children life.]

I'll admit it would be interesting to see them try and make a movie or tv show out of the ☠️☠️☠️☠️ we went through.