Oh God what am I doing?

[tinytsuntsun]

Who are you, lady? I've never seen you before...

And that laughing is weird...quit iiiitt...

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[winsnaturally]

[Well, this is new. There aren't usually kids this little running around as muses. Still, Elecman smiles and crouches in front of her.]

Hi, there. What's your name?

[tinytsuntsun]

[ WHOA, adult in a weird costume! Time for some fancy dodging-and-hiding-behind-a-nearby...thing-no-jutsu. ]

Who are you?

[winsnaturally]

[Her reaction just makes him chuckle. He's used to being around kids and people who initially fear him, so he makes no sudden movements and stays where he is.]

My name is Elecman. You can just call me Elec.

[tinytsuntsun]

[ She's watching you, Mister. ]

...sounds weird. Like...character from those picturebooks weird...

[winsnaturally]

[small laugh] Yeah, my creator wasn't very ... clever with my name. I'm a robot, a Robot Master specifically.

1/???

[tinytsuntsun]

[ Oh...that makes sense. ]

2/???

[tinytsuntsun]

[ WAIT ]

3/???

[tinytsuntsun]

[ 'ANG ON JUST A MINUTE 'ERE ]

4/???

[tinytsuntsun]

[ ???????? ]

And then I apologized to your inbox with flowers and a nice dinner

[tinytsuntsun]

Good one.

my inbox wants to thank you in her own "special" way ;D

[winsnaturally]

[Well, this is new.] Don't believe me, huh?

[winsnaturally]

Then how about ...

[There's a small electrical charge building up, and visible bolts in his hands. He just shoots it straight up into the sky, a responding bolt of lightning from the agitated electrons in the air striking back down into his body.]

...That?

[tinytsuntsun]

[ That explosion was the sound of her mind losing the ability to can. ]

...!

[winsnaturally]

[smug face is smug]

See? Robot. One of the best ever built.

[tinytsuntsun]

[ Holy shit son. A genuine robot? This is just . . . probably the best day of her life, okay? This is the stuff that only happens in cartoons and manga and stuff like that!

...wait wait wait. Can't look too eager. Heavens no. ]

Y-Yeah...I guess...

[winsnaturally]

[Aawww, but he'd love to see her so eager to meet him. It helps he likes kids (for the most part, the brats can all go get spanked). He'd totally hug and snug her, cuz she's an adorable one.]

Heh. So, what's your name?

[tinytsuntsun]

[ Oh God she is trying so hard not to be giddy right now and it's only barely working. ]

Not supposed to tell strangers...

[winsnaturally]

[Small pout. Smart kid, but he doesn't consider himself a stranger to anyone, really.]

Well, yeah, true...

But you can rest assured that I won't hurt you. I can't, thanks to the First Law of Robotics, but it helps that I don't want to, either.

[tinytsuntsun]

[ Hmmm...seems legit. Why the hell not? ]

...Kaede.

[winsnaturally]

Kaede... That's a pretty name. [Genuine warm smile that all the ladies swoon over.]

It's very nice to meet you.

[tinytsuntsun]

[ Oh God it's working! ]

Y-Yeah...nice to meet you.

[winsnaturally]

So what are you doing in a place like this? [He gets up and sits closer, still smiling that smile.]

[tinytsuntsun]

I dunno. Ask the lady who brought me here...

[winsnaturally]

I see. I think you'll like it in your headspace. There's all sorts of interesting people there, and our muns know each other. I know a few other kids your age you can play with.

[tinytsuntsun]

[ He has her up until the mention of other children, and her expression turns more than a little bit sour. ]

...I don't like playing with other kids.

[winsnaturally]

[Erk, there he goes, saying the wrong thing again. Ah well.]

Sorry. I'm just trying to help, Kaede. New places and people can be scary sometimes.

[tinytsuntsun]

I'm not scared of anything...

[winsnaturally]

[small smile] I'm sure you're scared of some things, but that's okay. You just be careful around here, all right?

[tinytsuntsun]

I'll be fine.

ITS NOT AS BAD AS BEING A GENDERBEND >v>

[rabbitbiter]

I think she's called a mun! I call mine a servant~

WELP that might be true

[tinytsuntsun]

[ Oh geez, another grown-up. Brb hiding ]

Who are you?