Well, come on. You are getting up there.

[legaltoughguy]

This whole thing about making a domesticated man out of me is appealing, but it's not going to go well. Don't you remember that every single one of my relationships has ended badly? I'm not going to get to that wedding and that house in the country no matter how much we both want to play it. So just enjoy what you've been given and don't worry about what's not here.

Besides. Wasn't I supposed to be playing tennis at an AirBNB with a cute doctor about now? What happened to that?

And don't start about the tie.