whoops i accidentally a zuko muse

[deformed]

Are you crazy? [ No, wait, he just decided. ] You are! You can't just give me that username, it's horrible! It's completely out of line, don't you have any manners? How about common decency!

[ Gosh, Zuko, calm yer tits. ]

Augh. What is your problem, seriously! Where would you even send me? I don't have time for games. I have to teach Aang how to firebend, it's kind of important if you hadn't noticed.

[ Lol, nope. Oh, gosh, there goes his temper - ]

You're impossible!

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[flamewar]

Now, I think it's a very good username.

[deformed]

You would.

[flamewar]

And you know I hate to see you suffer, Zuzu, but getting angry won't solve anything.

[deformed]

Don't call me that. I'm not angry, it's just - frustrating. She won't listen to me!

[flamewar]

Maybe if you tried saying something intelligent, they would pay attention.

[deformed]

Why don't you try saying something to her, then!

[waterbends]

-- that name is awful!

[Katara is also a bleeding heart.]

[deformed]

I know!

[ Finally, someone agrees. Sup, K-bro. ;; ]

It makes me sound like a misshapen hunchback or like I've got an extra head. Like anyone wouldn't look at me anyway and think, yep, that's a massive ugly scar alright, she has to point it out!

[ Facepalm time. ]

[waterbends]

That is not the first thing that people think when they see you.

[.. okay, yes, it probably is, but Katara is trying to be encouraging, here.]

And, hey, it could be worse. At least it's not something like - 'idiothead' or 'dumbface.'

[deformed]

That's the best you've got? It may as well say any of those things.

[ Look who is a grouchy git today. Gesturing to Katara's username somehow idk he huffs. ]

Yours is fine! Your mun's probably nice enough to call you 'fluffyhair' or 'buttonnose'!

[waterbends]

I was almost soupbending and tearbending.

[Because it's dear-mun, and things like that happen here. She squints at him.]

Buttonnose.. you're crazy.

[deformed]

Soupbending sounds kind of ... niche.

[ PFFT. ]

At least you're not something dumb!

[waterbends]

At least yours is.. interesting?

[SHE'S TRYING HERE, ZDOG..]

[deformed]

Yeah, 'interesting'. Like a freak show.

[ ); ]

You know what the most irritating part is? I don't remember it's there half the time because you guys make me feel good enough about myself to forget for a while. Now I can't even have that much.

I bet even Azula's mundane is nicer to her than mine is to me.

[ Clearly it's Feel Sorry For Yourself day in Zukoland. ]

[waterbends]

[Katara considers him for a moment, tapping her finger thoughtfully against her lips -- before she smacks him in the back of the head with a whip of water.

Can she do that in dear_mun?

She's doing that in dear_mun.]

Would you listen to yourself? You know that the stupid scar doesn't matter.

1/2

[deformed]

Ouch!

[ WTFJKFDHGL lady, he'll have a bump on that noggin. ]

[deformed]

I know that, but it doesn't change the fact I didn't get called 'Firebends'. Or 'GreatAtJokes'.

[ lolwat. ]

[waterbends]

[Distraction technique: victory.]

Probably because you're awful at jokes.

[deformed]

No, see, the main parts of the jokes I know are great. I just need to practice the delivery a little more.

[waterbends]

So that makes you.. mediocre at jokes.

[deformed]

Well ... yeah, right now. I'd rather focus on that kind of stuff than where I'm getting sent, it's kind of messed up.

[waterbends]

[Oh, no. That's never a good thing to hear.]

Where are you going?

[deformed]

Some place called Zodion where they sap your bending.

[ ))); Save himmm. ]

[waterbends]

That's awful. Paradisa and Adstring both took away my healing - [For different reasons.] - but I still have my bending, at least!

[deformed]

It's more like when I forgot how to firebend properly, everything got so small and weak.

[ Needless to say, that really, really freaked him out for a while there. ]

And there's other stuff I'm pretty sure Mai would lynch me for even mentioning.