voicetesting salt master

[cracksofyourheart]

And this? You're dragging me out here, too? Haven't you had enough of making these accounts for every major life event I go through?

I've said it before and I'll say it again-- don't half-ass things. If you're going to do this, do it. Find some better icons, pick a game, and stick with it. There's no point doing this just so I can hang around in limbo and be your plaything. While you're at it, get out of your pajamas and do your goddamn errands. And cook yourself some real food for--

--call me a hypocrite again, I dare you. From where I'm standing, I've got my life a lot more together than you.

You have two days. Shape up or I'm gone.

Comments

[raisedbybirds]

Can't say the long blonde pony tail is a bad look for you.

[Or she's speaking from personal preference, who knows.]

[cracksofyourheart]

[a really long silence as he tries to figure out how to respond to that in a way other than 'do I know you?'. he doesn't often get compliments from strangers, most people are pretty off-put by the missing limbs and bad attitude.]

It keeps it out of the way. I was tired of having it short.

[raisedbybirds]

[He wouldn't be the first Miller or amputees with bad attitudes she's associated with. That said, she's more used to the shorter haired one who thinks his caterwauling is musical.]

Not one for a headband either, huh.

[cracksofyourheart]

[to be fair, he still hasn't accepted that he sounds like shit when he sings. he just doesn't sing anymore.]

No. Headbands and the like can fall off in battle, or drop over your eyes. Why bandannas are a part of the standard FOXHOUND uniform is beyond me. They can be a worthwhile thing to have on hand, for tourniquets or soaking in water to prevent overheating, but wearing them? It's a terrible decision on someone's part. If I knew who, I'd have given them a piece of my mind already.

[snake_inabox]

Master?

[Because he's pleased to see you, man. But understand why you'd be pissed.]

These mundanes don't know when to quit at times.

[cracksofyourheart]

If they could impart that skill on half my students, the world would be a better place.

Hello, Snake. How've you been?

[snake_inabox]

I've been good. How about you, master? It's been a while since I've heard from you.

[That always worried, Snake. If one of his comrades disappeared off the radar for a while.]

[cracksofyourheart]

[you know, drinking alone in Alaska with my dogs, in a deep depression because I have nothing left now that I manipulated you into killing the guy who hurt my feelings fifteen years ago, I have no hope of even pretending to have a normal life after my divorce, my own daughter has started to realize how emotionally unavailable I actually am and has started to resent me for it, my coping skills are nonexistant now that I'm unable to bury myself in work but I can't go back to work because I'm deeply depressed and I don't have the energy for it, working out three hours a day to try and forget how utterly alone I am, the usual.]

Retirement's been good. I've learned a lot about the local legends here-- there's not a lot of books about it, because they're chiefly told orally.

[snake_inabox]

[you're not the only one. battling with his own twin, cloned brother, who is deranged on getting his revenge on their father, Big Boss. he's had to battle psychic crazy dudes with gas masks, huge brutish guys with rail guns and ravens above their heads, a woman who can kick ass with a sniper rifle and a cowboy who can reload at the speed of light and seems to get a kick out of it at the same time.]

You've helped me a lot since I started my mission at Shadow Moses. Thanks, Master.