canon is Johnny Bravo. I apologize for his behavior, because he won't

[man_im_pretty]

Well, hey there munny mun mun. Ain't it about time you found me somewhere to go? Somewhere with lots of... lay-days?

Nowhere with too much trouble though. Johnny Bravo don't doesn't do anything that might mess up his hair.

Comments

BLESS YOU

[morethan084]

I can't tell if you're being serious or not.

Re: BLESS YOU

[man_im_pretty]

[He lowers his shades.]

Baby, there's three things Johnny Bravo don't joke about. His mama, the ladies, and his hair.

[And now a grin.]

How's about I show you what I mean about the second one of those?

[morethan084]

[Pfffffffffffffft.]

Oh my god. Does that seriously ever work for you?

[man_im_pretty]

Well... what if I do... this?

[There is dramatic air karate and bicep flexing.]

Hoo! Hah! Hah!

[morethan084]

[Daisy reeled back after she nearly got kicked in the face.]

Well considering I'm not sure what that was...

[man_im_pretty]

Just showing off some of my moves, baby.

[He flexes his muscular biceps again.]

Or maybe you'd prefer the gun show?

[morethan084]

Well your form is terrible.

[She's been trained in hand to hand combat bro.]

I've seen bigger.

[man_im_pretty]

[This is not going according to plan. Of course, it rarely does.]

Well, mama, from where I'm standing, your form is looking pretty fine.

[morethan084]

...I'll give you that one. Kind of walked right into it.

[sellsthneeds]

Does your mun actually listen to you?

[man_im_pretty]

[He kinda shrugs.]

Sometimes? I'm still kinda new at this being played thing.

[sellsthneeds]

"Most of them get delights from doing horrible things to guys like us."

Once rubbed his neck. "Be careful what you wish for."

[man_im_pretty]

[Persistent Johnny is persistent!]

How's about you and I go somewhere and get to know each other's forms a little better, huh?

[man_im_pretty]

...Long as he doesn't do anything about my face. Or my hair.

Wish granted, sort of!

[shoulda_toined]

(Of course, there's a slightly tasteless joke behind this vision of loveliness, but Bugs is an Anthropomorphic Cartoon Rabbit. Wearing any kind of clothes at all is a joke to Bugs.)

[morethan084]

I can't tell if you're pretending to be that bad at reading people, or if you really are that stupid.

[man_im_pretty]

There ain't nothing about Johnny Bravo that's pretend, mama. He's all man.

Re: Wish granted, sort of!

[man_im_pretty]

[Being a cartoon character, Johnny is, of course, subject to certain narrative laws. Such as completely falling for tricks like this. He smooths out his hair.]

Well, hey there, mama. Are you a planet? Because you are out of this world.

[morethan084]

That's not the only thing you are.

[shoulda_toined]

(Giggles.) Oh, you flatterer.

[man_im_pretty]

Oh yeah? How's about you tell me more?

[man_im_pretty]

Where's a lady like you been all my life?

[morethan084]

Not really much else to say besides you're kind of an idiot.

[shoulda_toined]

(Flutters eyelashes at.)

Waiting in da wings fer da poifect moment, 'a course.

[man_im_pretty]

Oh, yeah???

...What kind am I?

[man_im_pretty]

Well now, why don't you let old Johnny B show you just how perfect it can be.

[morethan084]

Oh my god.

The saddest part is you're not joking.

[shoulda_toined]

(Giggles.)

Ooh! Dat sounds positively scandalous.