A gag account I needed I guess

[dothebackslide]

I know what this is! You can't hide the truth from me! This is some sort of prank by those Dover Boys!

Those smug stooges of Pimento Unniversity! I'm the cad, they say! Ohhhh how I hate them! They think they're smarter than me?! I say they're dumber than a sock of hammers!

Confound them! Confound them to every double drat corner of the Earth! And confound you for helping them! CONFOUND YOU ALL!

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wow. that takes me back.

[solvescases]

If I may, sir, your pallor is not entirely well. Might I suggest avoiding the bars from now on, I do believe alcohol does not agree with you.

I didn't know if Bugs or Red to bother you with XD

[redhotretro]

[She gives him a heavy lidden stare.]

Really darling, this isn't a prank. Far from it, really. These 'muns' of ours are just lookin' for a god time, really they are.

[dothebackslide]

And spend my time where the Dover Boys could happen upon me at any moment?! I THINK NOT!

Both great options

[dothebackslide]

Then they can spend it SOMEWHERE ELSE!

[redhotretro]

Really, it's nothing to get steamed over, Jackson. They're just bored and haven't a date or ten lined up.

[dothebackslide]

I mean there's nothing wrong with that.

[redhotretro]

[She gives a little smile.]

Really there isn't. Unless it's a drugstore cowboy.

[She's picky, really she is.]

[solvescases]

I take it these....Dover Boys are educated chaps?

[dothebackslide]

FAR FROM IT!

They only succeed in Pimento because the teachers are BIASED! DRAT THEM ALL!

[dothebackslide]

Those guys do seem weird and suspicious.

[solvescases]

[He suspects that this is a personal vendetta against these boys.]

I take it you did not attend Pimento as well. [Deduced from the rumpled clothing, the outbursts of anger without regard, and the fact that he loathes students from the university.]