you know what this is about.

[absolutely_alice]

 And here we are.

[ The look on Alice's face as she sips her tea makes her feelings on this matter undeniably clear. ]

Can't say I'm surprised. You are, perhaps, the one person in my life easiest to predict. Except, perhaps, Hamish. 

I realize the hypocrisy in saying this, but please: try to keep your wits about you in the coming months.