hellboundheart: (battles are always coming)
John Constantine ([personal profile] hellboundheart) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2016-01-27 11:30 pm

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Life, dreaming and death?

You do get that I don't need to be here, don't you? This is a power struggle between factions on a bloody turtle's back, not part of the Rising Darkness. Those rumours of Lucy abandoned Hell are just that - rumours. Daddy dearest wouldn't let his favourite whipping boy leave Hell. Who would there be to blame everything on then? Cheated on the wife? Devil made me do it. Stole a car? Same.

Same as those murmurs of Malicant or the Daseng group. I'd fear that funeral director posing as the innkeep for the Midnight Hotel instead of them. Same with his 'staff' of the wolf-woman and faerie. Even if the faerie wasn't someone I'd kick out of bed. What? How was I supposed to know that the wolf-woman didn't want to be called a 'bitch'? It's an old language! Can't be blamed that 'dog' and 'hound' translated the same.

If I'm needed here, can't say that I'm happy about it. That Anton Shudder at the Midnight Hotel claims there's no smoking. No drinking. That's not going to happen. Best I can promise is to keep it quiet.

Trust me! Would I lie?

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