Rouuuugh voice testing

[madformistahjay]

Uhh...you sure 'bout this, hun?

I know you've been excited 'bout seein' my gorgeous self on the big screen (and let's face it sweetie, who wouldn't be?) but you hardly know a thing about me! Don't get me wrong, puddin' I'm happy to be here and raise a little hell, but...you're kinda' leavin' yourself open.

But if you're bound and determined, we'll get ahold of this! Don't you worry your pretty little head! Just be open-minded and do your research.

So let's get to the mad antics!

[And hopefully...]

Yeah...hopefully we can find my Mistah.

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[coneyislandcrazy]

Well hello there beautiful!

Welcome to the whacky world of roleplay!

[madformistahjay]

Oooh, talk about seein' double!

Thanks for wheelin' in the welcome wagon! Mun figured this was the best option for gettin' our feet wet.

[coneyislandcrazy]

Well if any giggly gal deserves a grinning greeting it's you!

err...me? Us? Whatever!

Got any idea where your timeline's gonna end before you start popping off to other worlds? I've got onna' them ongoing series dealies so I gotta keep hittin' that canon update button when things get juicy!

[madformistahjay]

Does this technically count as a split personality? [She giggles.]

Well that's the sticky situation of it all - worried the munnie bit off more than she could chew on this one. She's tryin' to catch up on everything as we speak, at least in a NUTshell. [She pauses to giggle at the (terrible) pun.]

But ya' gotta' appreciate the enthusiasm. Imitation bein' the sincerest form of flattery and all that. Mun recently streamed that 'Assault on Arkham' movie online, so that combined with the hype about the Suicide Squad and bingo-bango here we are! If it fits, that movie might be the end of my particular timeline, but she REALLY wants to get this right without screwin' too much up.

[coneyislandcrazy]

Gosh Twoface would be really getting a rise outta this!

Actually nix that mental image. Too gross.

It can be awfully dauntin' can't it? Specially since between you an' me we haven't always had the best writin'

I'm pleased as punching and kicking with my current writers but it helps to think of all that other stuff as like...other universes ya know? So like Suicide Squad me isn't the same as "Harley Quinn" me. That way ya don't have to include like...the last 23 years, 4 months an' 4 days of history we got.

 This is where my munny wunny does his catching up if it helps!

[madformistahjay]

Gyuuuugh... Gross, yeah, I'll say it is!!

But yeah, daunting to the max! My mun's always loved me ever since the Stone Age days of the animated Batman series - never really thought I was fully appreciated. Plus, she's always had a bit of a soft spot for the whole pairing between me an' Mistah Jay...though that whole thing can be a little titchy for some folks.

Yahtzee! That's a BIG help, jackpot even!! Thanks puddin', you're the greatest!

[coneyislandcrazy]

Aw what can I say? I love ta help a fellow psycho out!

Gosh it's been forever and a day since those ole' shows. I should go back and break out the ole' home movies. I may have finally started to move on from you-know-who but that doesn't mean I can forget where I've come from.

As much as I'd like to forget some of the first attempts at bringin' us to the live action world.

[ Coughs out the words "Birds of Prey" ]

Sorry I had a bad show in my throat.

[madformistahjay]

I know, right? Been so long since those good ol' days. And to think, they weren't sure that we'd be as popular with the fans as we are! Hard to resist shady-lady-vixens like us, though, right?

...eeeeyeah...that...that one seems like a doozy...mun hasn't seen it but it looks totally 70s-tastic. Hard to believe it was produced just over ten years ago, huh?

[coneyislandcrazy]

Exactly! And ya ain't missin' much. The best part o' the DVDs I got here is it comes with those "Gotham Girls" web shorts which are pretty hi-larious if ya ask me.

We've come a long way baby! From a one off flunkie that everyone fell in love with ta one of the biggest most popular books in our all seein' all knowin' overlord's wheelhouse!

Even our sidekicks are gonna get their own mini-series this year! How great is that?

[madformistahjay]

Eeeeee!! I've seen those!! They're fantastic, and we're too damn adorable!

Absolutely fantastic! We're nobody's sidekick anymore, we're a Class-A leading lady now! We're movin' on up in the world, it's only gonna' get better from here, I know it!!

[gothams_finest]

[Another escapee from Arkham?]

Not another one.

[madformistahjay]

Ooh well, well, what've we got here? More beefcake wasted on the GC cop squad. How ya' doin' sugar?

[jokester_not_joker]

I'm not the clown you're looking for, but hopefully I can make you feel welcome.

My Funny Munny always likes bringing me out when you're around.

[He gives an overly exaggerated bow.]

I am the Jokester. Different universe, and very different sort of person. Some might even call me a hero.

[He laughs at that like it's the best joke he has heard. He definitely sounded the same when he laughed.]

[madformistahjay]

[He may not be her clown, but she hesitates all the same. Especially with that laugh...how could he not be?]

Oooh...wow...

[Ah, wait, he said something else too!]

So, met a few of me, have ya'? Can't say as I remember you, and I feel like I would. What's your game, kiddo?

[jokester_not_joker]

There's different version of you running around I'm sure you'll meet.

[He shrugs his shoulders.]

Don't really have a game though. Mun just likes to trot me out when you're around because my Harley was someone very dear to me.

She was my talent manager actually. Used to be a comedian before the whole makeup and fighting guys in bird costumes thing.

I was terrible, but everyone loved it when I made fun of the big bully of Gotham, Owlman.

[ He hates clowns... and anything related to them. Sadly. ]

[lotusfalling]

Why are you dressed like that?

[ That's it. That is all he says. He walks up to you and just points out your clothing and doesn't seem to have the common decency to stop eyeing you as if you're the dirt beneath his feet.

He doesn't seem to care about anything you're saying, either. ]

Well, in his defense most people do...especially when they're criminals

[madformistahjay]

Hm? Like what?

[She tugs at her outfit and then looks up again.]

No good? How come? I think it's FABULOUUUS!!

[madformistahjay]

Oooh! Another me? I can't wait!! So many surprises here, I love it!!

[She pouts and even blushes a bit at the mention of 'his' Harley. It's hard to keep focused on the fact that he's not 'her' Mistah Jay.]

Wow, she must have been pretty special. But then, in any universe, I'm pretty damn amazing!

........wait. Owlman??

[jokester_not_joker]

She really was.

[He frowned at that, but immediately shook off the expression.]

Yeah he's kind of like a flip of Batman from your universe. He's just a big brute in an owl costume that beats up and kills people to get what he wants.

And I'm the guy that started making his life a lot harder.

[ :P Hes so grumpy ]

[lotusfalling]

It's creepy. You're creepy.

[ He deserves to be whacked for his attitude, to be honest. But, being part of a religious organization who dealt with weird things quite a bit... the strange attracted him. And she was definitely strange. ]

I know someone who looks like a clown. I know from experience that they don't deserve to live, tch.

[ What. ]

That'll just make her all the more determined to make him smile :P

[madformistahjay]

Creepy?! Nuh-uh! Puddin' you ain't ever met a sweeter gal than me!!

[Yeah...you don't want a smacking from this girl. She has a mallet. Said mallet she swings over her shoulder like it's nothing.]

You ain't much for manners, are ya'?

[sombrademonios]

I think most involved would rather we didn't.

[To all of that. Any of that.]

[madformistahjay]

Ain't that how it always goes for us? Why let it change anything now?

[madformistahjay]

So...somethin' happened to her?

Yikes, he doesn't sound like any fun at all. Glad you've decided to take him down a peg or two. So is he like some kinda' criminal whackjob or does he think he's some kinda' superhero?

[sombrademonios]

Because often change is what's needed for redemption.

[ He's not giving up on you Harls. ]