You never know who's going to creep up on you like this...

[patchworkgirlofoz]

Well here's something of a splendid joke;
You say t'was me that gave you a poke!
And if you've nothing else at all to do
'Stead of blaming me, you should blame you.
You cry of muses biting left and right
As if you actually put up a fight!

"But you're so silly!" you cry in despair
"I may never have you out of my hair!
"Look at this doll, from books so old
Her posts and threads will all grow cold!"

Mundane Girl, this is all for fun!
Let me out for a test run.
Nothing may come of it, so we shall see
If anyone cares to play with me!

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[kingofthetvworld]

Now do one about bears.

[Do it.]

[patchworkgirlofoz]

[Scraps peers at Teddie, then twirls in a circle, making her skirt flap about]

Shan't!

[kingofthetvworld]

[Well ain't you a peach.]

F-Fine! I didn't want your dumb poem anyway.

[He'll just go home later and write his OWN. And it will be AWESOME.]

[patchworkgirlofoz]

[She laughs and does a cartwheel, look at all the fucks she gives]

Well then, who is this fine old bear?
Stuffed with sawdust, stuffed with hair?
Is he going home to pout?
Where with my poems he’ll do without?

[fruity_puppeteer]

[Oh he likes you.]

See these muns in lands of possibility
Oh how they cry and moan about make believe!
But you and me and maybe some others too
We'll have much fun they won't know what to do

[kingofthetvworld]

[YOUR POEMS ARE FILLED WITH LIES.]

How rude! I'm not filled with sawdust whatsoever, what do I look like?! A- ... A, um...

[What's filled with sawdust?]

...I'm not filled with sawdust!

[Because that's gross and it'd probably get in his fur somehow.]

well hey there!

[patchworkgirlofoz]

[My my, you'd fit RIGHT in with all the many Ozians she's met.]

Lovely that you took the time,
To make that rather awkward rhyme

Just for me, how nice of you,
and now you see, I do it too~

[patchworkgirlofoz]

Are you filled with curled hair? You're a bear, you must be filled with something

[Have a glove poking your nose. What're you made of?]

wai hello stranger

[fruity_puppeteer]

[Discord the Great and Powerful has a nice ring to it, don't you think?]

Unlike you I don't rehearse,
They just come out for better or worse

But who cares for poetry,
My flavor's chaos and anarchy~

[kingofthetvworld]

[He's made up of the dreams of children everywhere.

...Cept not really, also hi that's his nose.]

Well what the heck are you filled with?

Fancy seein' you around

[patchworkgirlofoz]

[Scraps laughs and twirls in a circle around Discord]

Who me? Practice?
Pshaw, the thought.
'Tis all adlibbed
And not store-bought

[We didn't say they had to be GOOD, she's quite crazy]

[patchworkgirlofoz]

Me? I'm made with a crazy-quilt and stuffed with cotton, aren't my colors gorgeous?

[Leaning on his head now, giving a great close-up of her dress. It's very bright]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Yes, it certainly is! ...But he's not for leaning on. Teddie's going to start wiggling his head so she'll get off of him.]

There's no one inside you?

[Just making sure here.]

[patchworkgirlofoz]

[Of course he's for leaning on, and if he'll stay still a moment, she'll hop on his head to sit.
She's fairly light, comes with being nothing but a quilt and cotton]

Nothing but my stuffing and pearl teeth! The Crooked Magician sprinkled the Powder of Life on me, and that's how I'm here.

Thanks to Ojo, I've some brains too, or else I'd be nothing more than a stuffed servant for his old wife.

Strange how we bumped into each other

[fruity_puppeteer]

[The draconequus flicks his tail in an amused gesture. Yes, he likes your brand of crazy.]

With all those feats of word and brain
You would think you were trained

But if you wanted someone entertained
Congratulations little poet you win again!

[kingofthetvworld]

[AH WHAT NO DON'T DO THAT--You're lucky what you're talking about is really interesting.]

...huh?

[Well, it would be interesting if he knew what any of that meant.]

Almost like you were called here....

[patchworkgirlofoz]

[She flaps her glove at him]

You're a flatterer, but can you be flatter?

[Discord would not care, of course, that most people know better than to encourage her, back home. Not that she NEEDS any, of course]

[patchworkgirlofoz]

I guess whatever magician made you forgot to include any brains at all.

Now what gave you that idea?

[fruity_puppeteer]

That almost sounds like a challenge~

[Snap of his fingers and BAM! Flatcord! He encourages any kind of chaos don't you know?]

[kingofthetvworld]

Magician?! Excuse me, but I'm not some hocus pocus hoo-ha made by some sort of Houdini wannabe.

[Actually, he doesn't know that, but he doesn't need to share it, either.

Also, way to go Teddie. Be more offended at that than being called brainless. Maybe...maybe you should say something about that.]

And I'm pretty sure I got a brain, too!

[...good.]

[patchworkgirlofoz]

Are you quite sure? [Poke at his head, poke poke]

It just came to me out of nowhere

[patchworkgirlofoz]

[Applause, applause. She's not making a lot of noise, seeing as her gloves are just stuffed with cotton, but it's the thought that counts!]

Bravo, very impressive, from one oddity to another!

[kingofthetvworld]

[Ow. OW.]

Pretty darn sure!

[Only not really.]

It's large and in charge and all the girl's want a piece of it! Heck, it's so big, sometimes I don't even know what to do with it.

[I ...what?]

So there.

[patchworkgirlofoz]

[Scraps laughs and dances away]

So big and round and yellow
This short and beary fellow

Can't seem to find
a use for his mind

Much like Discord himself~

[fruity_puppeteer]

[Snap! Now on to patchwork! Discord. He loves a good audience.]

You seem the type to enjoy games. Do you?