Pyro, your standard issue mask is not considered a hat.
[Big surprise, the man who gets advice from dead presidents says absolutely nothing about a hat that is alive or calls Pyro mother. He does speak up though when she pulls out the collar of her suit and hollers down into whatever lies within the mysterious abyss of a Pyro's suit.]
Pyro, that is not where you are supposed to keep hats! Hats belong on your head or in your lock... Oh! Oh. Okay.
[Soldier is a little surprised by the wiggly green blob of goo, but he gets over that rather quickly and extends his thumb. (as it is unlikely that he will ever use that digit to pick his nose) to complete the... Tentacle shake? ]
I had a hat kind of like that. Except it was a maggot. In my brain. He was a good maggot. Did not get out much, but still a pretty good maggot.
I always thought of that little goop as being like one of the Futurama brain slugs
[Big surprise, the man who gets advice from dead presidents says absolutely nothing about a hat that is alive or calls Pyro mother. He does speak up though when she pulls out the collar of her suit and hollers down into whatever lies within the mysterious abyss of a Pyro's suit.]
Pyro, that is not where you are supposed to keep hats! Hats belong on your head or in your lock... Oh! Oh. Okay.
[Soldier is a little surprised by the wiggly green blob of goo, but he gets over that rather quickly and extends his thumb. (as it is unlikely that he will ever use that digit to pick his nose) to complete the... Tentacle shake? ]
I had a hat kind of like that. Except it was a maggot. In my brain. He was a good maggot. Did not get out much, but still a pretty good maggot.