dear_mun | flings out aus after aus

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flings out aus after aus

Got no goddamn shame, you fuckin' heartless sack of shit.

The sooner you stop expecting to find any sort of redeemable quality in them, the better off you'll be.

I didn't ask for godsdamn advice, pipsqueak!

Pipsq—!? [Visibly bristles at this but, after a moment's hesitation, manages to rein himself in. He glances off to the side with a bitter sneer.]

...So that’s why you sent me here, is it, you little wretch? To get a rise? [WOW LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS HIROSHI. The fourth wall is not a toy. ~~But yeah basically.~~]

...Tch. [Whatever. Looking back at this RUDEASS MOTHERFUCKER in front of him now.] Trust me, I’m not saying it because I wanted to. I’d rather leave you alone to rot like the garbage you obviously are. No wonder yours treats you like shit.

Edited (("carrie stop accidentally hitting enter before you're finished" sorry sorry orz)) 2015-11-08 00:16 (UTC)

Garbage?! [JABS FINGER AT] Look here - I showered recently! [percy, that's not what-]

I ain't gotta listen to your disrespectful yap!

((UNFORGIVABLE))

[A derisive snort at the first comment, swatting the finger away] Is this how you treat everyone who offers to help you?

[yes, as a matter of fact] Only if it ain't helpful! Don't you got better things to do, like playin' house or witches and hunters?

[...yeah, same, tbh.]

First of all: Screw you.

Second: I’ve got plenty better to do. Hell, just about anything would be better to do. But it’s not my call. Or are you really so dense that you haven't figured out the situation yet?

Screw you too! I got plenty of shit figured out.

Just- gotta get back to my world and all this shit is done with.

[Scoffs, but he seems a little less hostile. Just a little.] Isn’t shit in your world why you came here to complain in the first place?

Not just my world. [though it's kinda shit too now that he knows it was specifically made to be painful]

Other worlds- universes- whatever they're fuckin' called.

What, like the Netherworld or Makai? [Looks him over skeptically] But you're just a human, aren't you?

Do I look anythin' but human?

And human enough to stay away from the Nether! Dunno what this Makai manure is all about.

Looks don’t count for much where I’m from. You act like an arrogant moron, though, which is plenty proof enough for me.

Makai is the demon world that exists alongside ours. [pauses, the skeptical look returning] ... You at least know what a demon is, right?

You little brat-! [that's it. aggressive noogie time. hold still!]

Of course I know what a demon is! I hunted them for a living!

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flings out aus after aus

forgot to post this earlier and I don't really have icons for this loser but whatever whatever :V

icons-shmicons

these two are getting along well

swimmingly :'|a

i wondered how long it would be until it devolved into insults and i didn't even have to wait at all

here to serve (insults)

what kind of AU were you working on, btw?

space prince au. involves a lot of death, huhuhu (1/2)

(2/2)

excellllennt. where there's royalty, there'd bloodshed. (also sorry i'm slow as hell)

plus a little zelda temple junk thrown in (PSSSH you're fine)

ahh neat. it sound rad/probably terrible. As I imagine it should.

simply awful (attempts to rp from mobile device)

i could probably just explain to him what AU means but I think I like this better.

1/2 | wild arguments > sensible and informed conversations

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