Canon is Daily Lives of High School Boys, the fourth wall will be shattered

[nichibroglasses]

[Is this an anime convention?


Should I have found a costume?


Maybe I should go home. But that isn't my choice anymore.






That's depressing.]

Oi... 'mun.' I don't think I fit in here. Let's go somewhere else.

Comments

what fourth wall

[speedkills]

I don't think anyone actually belongs here. So long as no one's getting hurt, just roll with it.

idk it's gone now

[nichibroglasses]

... ... ...






Even the voice...

[speedkills]

...What voice?

[nichibroglasses]

[Peering.

Into his soul.

It's uncanny, man.]

Your dedication.




It's legendary.

[A very appreciative nod goes here.]

[speedkills]

Um... thanks. I'll pretend I know what that means.

[nichibroglasses]

[Yes. This is good. Truly, this is a man dedicated to his art.

And this calls for some roleplaying. Be amazed as Hidenori removes his glasses and pretends to slick back his hair.]

I will stand in Heaven, Kurosaki Ichigo.

[speedkills]

...I don't remember telling you my name.

[He's got a bad history with people who know it in advance, let's be honest.]

[nichibroglasses]

[He laughs. It's fairly accurate to Aizen's laugh, though not... quite there. He's also trying his best to look pretty darn smug.]

Of course, you wouldn't recognize me looking like this. It's all a ruse, Kurosaki Ichigo, as it always is.

[speedkills]

[This icon forever.]

I don't know what you're trying to pull, but I never saw his release.

[nichibroglasses]

[Shit, he's right.



Okay, stay cool, gotta stay in character.]

Do you really think my powers are constrained by time and space, Kurosaki Ichigo! I am speaking to you from the future, after I have regained my freedom!

[speedkills]

And I'm talking to you from the present, when I still haven't seen it.

[His lips curl into the vaguest hint of a smug little grin.]

Besides, if you could really do that, you wouldn't have been so surprised when I beat you, "Aizen."

[He doesn't actually do finger quotes there, but you can just sense them implicitly in the way he says it.]

awwwyeah, bleaches it up in hurrrr

[unify]

Aww, but you just got here!

[flagrance]

Sugita-san, Sugita-san, don't get depressed cuz ya got the short end of the stick when it comes to a good character design. Ya got some good points, too, ya know?

In the end, yer just a guy with glasses, though.

[responsibility]

It's against the rules to want to be somewhere else.

[concentration]

Hey now, don't go complaining about stuff like that, ya hear? Why don't you be a good little Sugita and sit down for a cup of tea with the Sket-dan?

Non-Anime Muse is GO!

[tree_puncher]

Good luck with trying to get your Mun to let you leave... I felt mostly the same as you when I first got here. But still, I'm stuck here.

[kyuns]

[HAIR BLOWING IN THE WIND

SUDDEN RIVERSIDE

DOES THIS LOOK FAMILIAR]

[thatsthespearit]

Aww, but you're so small! I'm sure you'll fit fine.

[nichibroglasses]

[...This person is very hard-headed.




But it's in character, and that just means he's committed to the role. Hidenori cannot fault him this.]

I see. You have used logic to thwart me, Kurosaki Ichigo. I expected no less of you.

(troll)

[nichibroglasses]

[...





She's even got the boobs just the right size. Amazing attention to detail!]

Maybe I was too hasty...

[nichibroglasses]

Shh! Don't call me that, it's breaking character!

I see no shame in being the guy with glasses. It marks me at the straight man, a very important role.

[nichibroglasses]

...

What rules?

[nichibroglasses]

[Dragging seiyu into this. These people have no shame!]

...

What's a Sket-dan?

...

I don't like tea.

[nichibroglasses]

[THIS IS A DANGEROUS SITUATION.

BUT MUN WILL NOT ALLOW HIM TO WALK AWAY.

SILENTLY, HE APPROACHES.

Maybe this one is normal.]

[nichibroglasses]

...

I'm average sized, moron!