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[simplephysics]

 You've only got a few days left, mun. I don't think splitting hairs over my age is the best way to be using your time, even if it is kind of ambiguous. And it isn't like I was enjoying myself that summer, either. Two-headed gods, and a neurotic sphinx and ... Hera. ( she's just going to carefully avoid mentioning all of the glares and sulking that went on during mun's reread of certain parts involving certain people. )

I wouldn't be opposed if you wanted to pick a different canon-point for me entirely. Please.

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[god_not_goth]

You were confined to stay in a space with Hera? My condolences.

[simplephysics]

It didn't start out so badly; she banished another god who tried to trick me, and brought my friends and I food but -- she turned out to be pretty awful.

[god_not_goth]

Of course it turned out bad. She has a hotter head than Zeus, she's manipulative, jealous, envious and possessive.

You would have better chances surviving by walking straight into the underworld.

[simplephysics]

( uh well. actually ... )

[god_not_goth]

If you have anything to say regarding the underworld I would find out eventually anyway. I am Hades if you haven't guessed.

[simplephysics]

No, I mean. It's just that ... we did. So you're probably right about Hera.

Although the version of you I'm familiar with has upgraded a bit: he's got an elevator, now.

[god_not_goth]

Hm would likely be something I would do if I was from the modern era.

So did you come to your version of me for help or did you come the usual way?