canon is Daily Life With A Monster Girl

[neigh_slayer]

Mundane, I am indeed honored that above all the others, thou has chosen me to be your guide. However, I must protest to going any further than this. I must return home at once to protect milord from any harm that may come his way.

[C'mon, quit foaling around.]

I mean it! Milord is always prone to danger, due to his overly kind nature.

[Relax, I'm sure he's in a stable position.]

As such, I ask that thou listen to reason, and cease this "testing voices" or whatever you are doing.

[Hay, are you trying to bale out on me?]

FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT A HORSE! KNOCK THAT OFF!

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[eyeofseeing]

Then what are you?

[Heres looking at that horse body.]

[neigh_slayer]

I am a centuar!

[Proud hoof-stomp!]

[eyeofseeing]

[Clearly.]

A centaur? Wow, can't say I've ever met one before. [And he's met some very...interesting people.]

[neigh_slayer]

Then I am honored to be thine first look.

[eyeofseeing]

So what's your name, where are ya from?

[neigh_slayer]

I am Centorea Shianus. I am currently living in Japan in order to learn more about humans!

[eyeofseeing]

Nice to meet you, I'm Leonardo Watch. Why would you need to learn more about people though?

[neigh_slayer]

Because for centuries, relations between humans and monsters was non-existent. Now, it is a new age of peace and unity.

[eyeofseeing]

I suppose that makes sense. So are you an ambassador then?

[neigh_slayer]

I am hardly something so noble. I am merely one of many new species crossing over the threshold.

[eyeofseeing]

You should be, if you're willing to learn about a group of people's life.

[neigh_slayer]

Nay, something so grand belongs to someone wiser and with better temperance. I am content to be where I am.

[eyeofseeing]

Well sure if you're content with where you're at right now. But sometimes ya gotta branch out, you know.

[lamia_fashionista]

[After taking notes from the mun's puns.]

Are you going to show up everyplace I go?!?!?!?!? First in Darling's life and now here, in this weird place?

[neigh_slayer]

Huh?!

My mundane and I are equally shocked to see you here!

[lamia_fashionista]

Not as startled as me and my mun. Get your own life.

[/grump]

Wait, is Darling with you?

[neigh_slayer]

Hmph!

... But nay, I have not seen Milord around here. In fact, that is why I do not wish to be here.

[lamia_fashionista]

So he's all alone?!?!? WITH PAPI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Time stops over there. He's completely fine.]

What? Oh, okay I guess. Do you think he's safe horse girl?

[neigh_slayer]

Hmmm... If the mundane speaks the truth, and time does not move, he should not be in harm's way.

... Actually, that seems to be the only way he wouldn't be in danger.

[Considering 'darling-kun' winds up with a broken or sprained something every half hour...]

[lamia_fashionista]

[Crossing her arms.]

I guess I don't have anything to be mad about then.

[neigh_slayer]

Indeed, there is no reason for us not to get along.

And it is quite a learning experience! My mundane has already had me talk to several humans... At this rate, I shall understand Milord perfectly!

[... er, about that no reason-]

[lamia_fashionista]

Well, I shall use this time to learn to cook even better and win Darling's affections!

Anyone can learn to talk to humans, cooking is a true skill to master!

[neigh_slayer]

If that's true, I can learn it too!

[lamia_fashionista]

WHAT?!?!? Learn your own housekeeping skill!

[neigh_slayer]

If I am to earn my keep at Milord's home, I should learn all the ways to properly keep a home! Cooking, cleaning, guarding...

[lamia_fashionista]

[With her nostrils flaring.]

I would think you should practice protecting more given how often Darling gets hurt.

Or you could watch after Papi. I am certain 'Master' would value one who can care for children.

[neigh_slayer]

Thou hurts him just as much!

... But watching over Papi isn't a terrible idea. She and Suu need proper guidance. And two children means twice the expereince!

[spacedragonmonk]

He's prone ta danger on account of him bein' a damn harem protagionist and nothin' else.

[siiiiiiiiip]

[neigh_slayer]

How dare thou imply we are a harem! We are...

...

...

Maybe it is... just a little...

[spacedragonmonk]

Nah, it totally is. I mean, come on. Wildly different females surroundin' a plain ordinary but nice guy and in a situation that force ya ta be together without actually 'bein' together? That's a fuckin' harem show right there.

[neigh_slayer]

Milord is hardly ordinary!

[yeah, THAT'S what to take away from this.]

[spacedragonmonk]

Yeah, bein' surrounded by a buncha smokin' hot babes forced ta live with or near ya tends ta make people not ordinary.

[Look at these two talking right past one another!]

[neigh_slayer]

It's far more than that! Milord's compassion and wisdom is far beyond that of the average human.

[spacedragonmonk]

Like I said, nice.