((Mari's response to my decision to give her a Twitter account.))

[beyondthenorms]

Can you get any lazier?

[Sighs]

Yeah, I missed you too. A little...

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[taunted_angel]

Mari? [He's missed you too, Mari.]

[beyondthenorms]

Gen! [You get a hug, because she always misses you so much.]

[taunted_angel]

What's Twitter? [Because he doesn't know.]

[stark_ravingmad]

Hey, what's wrong with being a little lazy now and then? That's what modern technology is there for; for our lives to be made easier by using it.

[beyondthenorms]

Yeah, that may true, Mr. Stark. But Twitter may as well be half-assing her way back. [She shakes her head, slightly amused.]

Apparently she also made this account for me for the excuse of seeing someone who looks a lot like a friend of mine. She thinks I could meet him sometime.

[beyondthenorms]

It's sort of like an instant messenger. It's a means of communication and sharing things. My mun's been on hers a lot lately.

[taunted_angel]

An instant messenger? I prefer books, but you know that already, right? [He was teasing slightly.] Nothing can beat the art of the written word.

[stark_ravingmad]

You know me? Have we met before because if we have I'm sorry for not remembering who you are. [He frowned. A fan, perhaps?]

Right, ok then. So, mistaken identity?

[beyondthenorms]

[Mari knows he's teasing as she snickers softly.] I've seen people tweet short poems.

[taunted_angel]

Short? Why not long, complex ones which move the body and soul?

[beyondthenorms]

Well, to explain, I'll have to break it down into small pieces. [Originally, she knew him as just a comic book and cartoon character--years ago.] This includes who I am, and where I live and stuff.

Nope. He's practically the same guy. There are multiple parallel universes, y'see. The Kazuma I know wouldn't bother to make a Twitter though. He's too busy to go online.

[beyondthenorms]

The short ones can be just as moving. Short, sweet, and deep!

[likemy_sunglasses]

I can't stand people who are lazy, especially people like our mundanes. [His needed a good kick up the backside when he wasn't goofing off or playing too much Metal Gear.]

[beyondthenorms]

[You don't seem to look like anyone she knows. Out of habit, she reserves her emotions as she'll keep much about herself and her friends to herself.

She sighs, deciding that the least she can tell him is some up-to-date info about her Mun.]

At first I thought she was just going to half-ass things through Twitter, but she's sort of back around here, combining both Twitter and sandbox places.

She proved me wrong there.

[likemy_sunglasses]

Twitter? I'm not sure what that is. [He's from the 70's and 80's. Sorry, Mari but this guy might be a little out of the time.]

Is it anything to do with birds? [Because why not?] I'm Kazuhira Miller, one of Snake, or the Boss's friends.

[beyondthenorms]

[It's okay. She's recently had to explain some about the internet to someone else she met from the mid 80's. She smiles a bit as she remembers having a nice chat with a guy named Marty.]

Let me guess, you're not familiar with the internet, right? Twitter's sort of got something to do with birds. There's a small picture logo of a blue bird...

Before I get into that further, I have to ask; are there computers, where you're from?