[h-huff!] You don't have to be a lizard to stretch your tongue. Anyone can do it.
[guess what time it is? if you guess watch-Once-ler-try-to-touch-his-nose-with-the-tip-of-his-tongue time, you're correct. to his credit it doesn't seem like much of an effort; he's had practice stretching his tongue ever since he was a little kid trying to scrap cookie batter off spatulas.]
Eathsy, asth you canth seeth.
[this would almost be silly if he wasn't so dead serious. goddamnit, he's so superior to a reptile.]
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[guess what time it is? if you guess watch-Once-ler-try-to-touch-his-nose-with-the-tip-of-his-tongue time, you're correct. to his credit it doesn't seem like much of an effort; he's had practice stretching his tongue ever since he was a little kid trying to scrap cookie batter off spatulas.]
Eathsy, asth you canth seeth.
[this would almost be silly if he wasn't so dead serious. goddamnit, he's so superior to a reptile.]