Apping to carvaka in September/Late August?

[sweettooth_gaius]

Mun... let me just ask you one question. What the hell are you doing?! Look, I'm all for getting out and about a bit more, lord knows I could use a break from everything that happened during the last two wars I've been in, but this?! This is not exactly what I'd pick out for a vacation! Hells, this isn't exactly what I'd pick out for anything!

I fought in that damn war so that I wouldn't have to put up with an apocalyptic world, and now you're throwing me right into one? How am I supposed to survive if I don't have all my sweet sugar connections?! What I keep on me will only last me about a week, maybe two if I try to ration myself. Besides isn't this place a...

Oh hell no, you did not just suggest that I prostitute myself for sweets!

[The worst part is? He's thinking that might be the best way to go.]

I really hate you right now you dastard. You do know that you'll have to wait at least twenty days until their apps open up again, right? My cast mates consist of a man who thinks that a pastry made from the flesh of a zombie is palatable, and the daughter of a woman who looks like she's twelve. Not that I have anything against either of them... I just...

[He's not helping his case here.]

Did... did I anger some plegian dark mage who cast a hex on me? Tharja, is this your doing?