Claire Dearing (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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dear_mun2015-07-19 11:24 pm
rexponsible) wrote in dear_mun2015-07-19 11:24 pm
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canon is Jurassic World
[Claire takes a deep breath, brushes her red hair away from her eyes. She can't believe she's having this conversation.]
Don't you think that I've had enough excitement for one lifetime? Running all over the jungles of Costa Rica in heels was difficult enough -
And now you tell me I have to it all over again, except this time, there are zombies?
[Another deep breath. Stay calm, Claire. Everybody remain calm.]
I also cannot believe that you've decided that one of my shoes will "suffer a tragic hero's fate" by being eaten by a raptor.
[She's just so over it right now.]
Now, excuse me while I try to be productive. I do have things to sort out, you know.
Don't you think that I've had enough excitement for one lifetime? Running all over the jungles of Costa Rica in heels was difficult enough -
And now you tell me I have to it all over again, except this time, there are zombies?
[Another deep breath. Stay calm, Claire. Everybody remain calm.]
I also cannot believe that you've decided that one of my shoes will "suffer a tragic hero's fate" by being eaten by a raptor.
[She's just so over it right now.]
Now, excuse me while I try to be productive. I do have things to sort out, you know.