*facepalms*

[super_whiner]

EVERYTHING WAS BETTER ON MY EARTH!

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[ex_evilly919]

WHAT EARTH DID YOU LIVE ON!

[ As she casually yells because he is too , okay ! ]

[super_whiner]

My earth was cool and awesome. It was the best place ever until it got destroyed!

[ex_evilly919]

That's too bad!

Well, you have another Earth now!

[ Wait ... Wait. ]

There's more than one Earth?

[super_whiner]

Yeah! I've been traveling through every one of them, trying to find a better Earth to live on. But there's some jerks that always try to stop me.

[naltorian]

Oh gods of...

[The crazy kid got out again.]

How did you get out now?

[super_whiner]

I got out because that mun lady helped me! Like I needed any help! I could've gotten out of my own.

[naltorian]

Uh-huh.

With all that surveillance that's been placed upon you. Not to mention the Legion keep track of your every move.

[super_whiner]

Who cares? I can beat up those losers at any time I want! I just want to find another earth like mine! And no one's going to stop me!

[naltorian]

Those losers left a pretty big boot print on your rear end, Superboy. Do you really want to underestimate them now?

[super_whiner]

They just got lucky, that's all! Next time, I'm going to show them not to mess with a man! Yeah!

[phototroph]

Shame it got destroyed. [she's examining her nails as if that is infinitely more interestin than talking to him]

[bodilesswarrior]

Oh, shut up already.

[eyeofthetigress]

Oh, shut the fuck up. Put on your big boy panties and deal with it, Superdouche.

[an_abomination]

[Is that the other Superboy everyone has been referring to? Sure hopes not.]

It probably was to you.

[finale_rosso]

Forget everything you believe is true, because a new world is about to be born.

[childofthenocturne]

....[Epic facepalm.]

[super_whiner]

[Probably not, since he's the one from Countdown.]

Of course! It was fine until it was destroyed!

[super_whiner]

Yeah! Then they had to go and ruin it!

[super_whiner]

Don't tell me what to do! I'm a man now! I can do whatever I want!

[super_whiner]

[Epic pouting! >:T]

Well, it's true!

[super_whiner]

What are you talking about? I don't understand.

[super_whiner]

Shut up! I'm not a douche! I'm a man!

[eyeofthetigress]

Sure you are. Such a big boy, aren't you?

Stop whining and shut the fuck up. You're annoying the rest of us.

[bodilesswarrior]

You're an overgrown child.

Adults don't whine about what they don't have. They make the most of what they do.

[super_whiner]

I'm not whining! I'm being mature!

[Keep telling yourself that, super boy.]