Er... What was his name again?

[smellyalater]

Yeah, I know, I know. I'd be pretty excited, too, if I were in your shoes. But let's get something squared away, 'kay? I don't do autographs.

[A drawn-out, obnoxious cackle.]

Settle down, will ya? I'm just messin' around.

Gotta say, though. You've got your work cut out for you if you really think you can keep up with yours truly. Funny thing is, you're not the first one to try!

So. Think you've got what it takes, gramps?