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noah puckerman ([personal profile] mohawks) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-03-21 01:12 am

on apping at [community profile] scorched

So we doing the new game shuffle? Look, I'm just saying, this place better be a step up. I'm talking luxury style suits, and none of this event week bullshit. Dinosaurs, plagues, fuck that. You take me somewhere new, I want hot chicks, free beer and an out on all that stupid "character building" crap you're so amped up about.

And you know what, while I'm on the demand train here, stop your whining and do the canon review. Or figure out a way to cheat or something. It's not rocket science here. If I can get away with skipping every math class in the last three years, you can figure out how to get the Cliff Notes deal for this review thing.

Step your game up, got it?
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[personal profile] crookednipples 2012-03-21 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Hold up, dude.]

Dinosaurs?
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[personal profile] dedicatedbitch 2012-03-21 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Did someone say hot chicks? ]

There's definitely no free beer in Anatole. Or luxury suites, for that matter, unless you somehow manage to get rich while you're there. Sorry.

[personal profile] hummel 2012-03-21 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Somehow I'm not actually surprised that you're trying to convince someone to cheat, but need I point out that watching a few episodes of a sitcom isn't even remotely on a par with junior Math.
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[personal profile] dedicatedbitch 2012-03-21 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
If you think it'll work, knock yourself out.
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[personal profile] crookednipples 2012-03-21 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, my God. That sounds like an awesome excuse to go all Tarzan of the jungle. I mean - if the jungle had dinosaurs, you know what I mean. You should've just beat them down with clubs or something.
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[personal profile] thequarterback 2012-03-21 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, so far this place is kinda really lame. Weird singing flowers and mind-reading and stuff.

[personal profile] warbles 2012-03-21 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
... Can't say I've gotten the dinosaurs and plagues treatment.

Anatole doesn't have luxury suites. It has beer but I'm guessing it isn't free.

And, you could... get off the demand train. Maybe board the request train.
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[personal profile] thequarterback 2012-03-21 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I haven't really been there long or anything. Apparently it does get worse or whatever. I keep hearing about monsters and some stupid fog outside the city.

The city's just kinda boring though. [Paaaaause] And Rachel's kinda popular there.
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[personal profile] satana 2012-03-21 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ HOLD THE PHONE. TWO PALMS UP. TALK TO THE HANDS CUZ THE WRISTS ARE PISSED. ]

Wait up, wait up. I'm stuck with Jell-O baths and attack robots, and you're getting potential three-piece suits and martinis? Where do I sign up?
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[personal profile] crookednipples 2012-03-21 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... are the best priorities. ]

So you should have found a massive club! Or like a machine gun. Dude, don't tell me the game you're in had a full on Jurassic Park episode and you didn't take down a single dino.
dedicatedbitch: (eh eh (nothing else i can say))

[personal profile] dedicatedbitch 2012-03-21 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Just don't drink the water unless you get it from specific places.

[personal profile] warbles 2012-03-21 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like even at graduation you'll be calling me Warbler. Maybe limbo's better than where we are right now.
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[personal profile] satana 2012-03-21 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ FUQ U PUCKERMAN I WANT MARTINIS TOO ]

Here, let me detail every last minute of a video that you could find within two minutes of searching on PornoTube. [ So Santana speaks three languages, and Sarcasm is the one she has learned before Spanish or English. She snaps her fingers in his face. ] Hello? Luxury suits? Deets?
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[personal profile] thequarterback 2012-03-21 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I keep being told not to go out into the fog, like it's Silent Hill outside the city or somethi-- No. Mist. But whatever. Same thing.

[See? He thought it was important to point out too!]

Rachel's got like this whole fan club or something. It's like the opposite or what it is at home.

[personal profile] hummel 2012-03-21 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
My point is, even you could manage to stare at a screen for a few hours, Puckerman, so it's a mystery to me why both our mundanes simply can't seem to find the time.

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