Whoops. This guy happened.

[shiniestmeatbicycle]

[You can do this. Okay? Just tell her that you're grateful. Thank her. She's giving us a chance, and that's pretty huge. C'mon. Say it.]

MmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnHHHHHHH-!

[That's it, nice and easy, just open your mouth and use your words....]

THIS VISCERA IS SHINIER THAN MY NEW TEAKETTLES! WOULD YOU LIKE A BISCUIT?

[...Oh my god. No. Try again. THANK. HER. FOR. PUTTING. UP. WITH. US.]

CHAIRS! CHAIRS! CHAIRS! CHAIRS! CHAIRS!

[You know what, never mind, she'll figure it out.]

Comments

[digits]

A screaming fury.
The psycho is relentless.
No, no biscuit, thanks.

[zetsubouchan]

Oh, man, someone messed you up good, mister~! That's hilarioussss! You're trying so hard, but it's so sad it makes me laugh! I just have to!

Ha.

Haha.

Actually, you're not funny at all, just pathetic~

[free_r_kevin]

I'd rather have the viscera, thank you!

[shiniestmeatbicycle]

[Oh, good. This conversation is going to go just great, I can tell.]

WOULD YOU TAKE THE LIGHTNING OFF THE VERANDA? BUTTER THE NAVAL!

[shiniestmeatbicycle]

[Krieg stares for a moment, scratching relentlessly at the back of his neck.

What the hell?]

I CAN READ THE MOON!

[shiniestmeatbicycle]

[That's funny. Doesn't this guy sound kinda familiar? Like one of the Mun's other characters?

But the thought doesn't really complete itself.]

Fire the green. FIRE IT! Teeth all over, all over.

[free_r_kevin]

That sounds like my studio!

[zetsubouchan]

[Junko doubles over laughing, because she's an asshole, and stays that way for at least twenty seconds. It's unpleasant to watch. When she pulls herself up to standing, her face goes blank.]

Your insanity isn't entertaining in the least. I doubt anyone can understand you except you, and there's despair in that, sure, but not enough. Why don't you just die?

[banknotable]

[ So, uh... that guy sounds happy enough. Goes to show that she's gotta brush up on her Conversational Psycho some, 'cause if anybody deserves thanks for putting up with somebody, then it's them with their muns, not the other way 'round. Way not the other way 'round. ]

WET SKULLS ARE BAD FOR THE LIGHT. [ Did- did she growl enough? Maybe show more gums, that always works... ish. ] LIGHT IN THE SKY CAVES WHERE IT SCREAMS! [ And, obviously: ] HhhhhhhhhhrrrraaAARRGHHH!

[shiniestmeatbicycle]

[He blinks owlishly behind his mask.]

MmmNNNnnhhhhhmmmRRRR?

Muscle..........linguini?

[He can't actually understand you, you moron.]

omg

[shiniestmeatbicycle]

[...Well, there's a surprise. Not that it's really going to matter-

The Psycho lights up with enthusiasm, waving his arms around excitedly and hopping on his toes.]

I PEELED THE GRAPES OF THEIR EYES! RUN THE SAWBLADE TOGETHER!

[free_r_kevin]

*Kevin's used to outsiders not understanding him either, and he's a bit of a chatterbox. Just because this is somewhat more literal doesn't mean he's going to stop.*

That sounds delicious! Whose muscles?

[shiniestmeatbicycle]

[Wow. What a dick.

External!Krieg doesn't think anything of the behavior, though. He bangs the ground with his buzzsaw a few times, roaring a wordless roar and bobbing his head this way and that.

It looks angry, but...actually he's just hanging out.]

[1/2]

[zetsubouchan]

o-oh.....okay...i understand
you don't want poor little junko around :(

that's okay...nice to meet you too i guess..it's a little disappointing, though... :(

[2/2]

[zetsubouchan]

Gyahahaha!! Actually, I'm just fuckin' with ya!! I like you, buddy! Where'd you get that crazy-ass saw?? It looks excellent for murder!!

[shiniestmeatbicycle]

[Oh, god, don't encourage him.

After a moment of struggling, Krieg does pick up on the words 'saw' and 'murder' - it's like catching snippets of your language in a foreign country. Helpfully, he holds it out for her to inspect...but his grip isn't going to leave it any time soon.]

SPLIT THE RIBCAGE AND PAINT THE WALLS.

[im sry this sucks it's a testdrive junko]

[zetsubouchan]

[Junko is going to 500% encourage him. It's what she does, Krieg. If she can overturn the world order with a bunch of extremely misanthropic teenagers, one murderous psycho is just a fun time.]

Crush open their ribcages, hmm? You begin at the sternum, and push their ribs to the side -- those are exceedingly flexible, one might be caught off guard. Still, to open a ribcage, a more delicate approach might be required; would you saw through the breastbone, perhaps? Or would you use brute force? Such an interesting situation.

Totally okay!

[shiniestmeatbicycle]

[.......Oooookay. Shouldn't be surprised anymore.

Krieg actually seems to listen and contemplate what Junko is saying - he tilts his head this way and that, he blinks, he twitches. Of course, his response doesn't make any sense, but at least she's speaking the language of violence.]

BUDDY! THE LUNGS EXPLODE INTO THE ANGEL'S HAIR!

[shiniestmeatbicycle]

THE BIRDS! THE BIRDS WITH SHOELACES!

[........You know what, whatever. Just...try not to make a mess.]

[free_r_kevin]

I'm fairly sure bird don't wear shoes! Except for that one ground hornbill that inexplicably hangs around on 7th Street, anyway.

[zetsubouchan]

Ooooh, I just looove explosions, especially when they're terrible and awwwwful~! Just go boom boom boom and blow up the world and watch everyone run away~ It's sooo much fun!