Mun acted on terrible impulse and is regretting

[notjustarmor]

You really...huh. So, walk me through this. You...said you didn't like this idea. You knew it was a bad idea. Then you did it anyway, transplant, overhaul, the whole nine yards--more space does mean more pictures of me, so points there--and now you're balking?

Look, lady. I got my own projects. I'm not sitting around, twiddling my thumbs, hoping someone's gonna ask me to prom. I'm over here building my own prom, with blackjack and hookers, that's right, it's a Futurama reference. I had downtime. That's a great show.

So, you figure yourself out. Come find me when you do.

Nice. Superhero prom starts Thursday night, circa 5 pm Central Time. Watch this space for updates. (Yeah, really. What, you thought I wasn't serious?)

You waited for it. Here it is.

Superhero Prom

Comments

[tricksterofasgard]

At least they should not have any difficulties to find you.

[ Why, hello there. ]

[sonofcoul]

More interesting prom than any I've ever seen, reference or not.

[notjustarmor]

Well, let's hope. Now that my name isn't on my building anymore, because of...I dunno, something happened. I think you were there.

Sooo, how was prison?

[notjustarmor]

Yeah, y'know, now I'm thinking about it? Let's do it. Avengers Prom Night. You and Hill can chaperone.

[sonofcoul]

I have heard many great ideas in my life. I'm not entirely sure that's one of them.

[notjustarmor]

Yep. You're right. Should've asked Fury first. It's fine, it's good, he can come.

[tricksterofasgard]

I see I left quite an impression.

And while it has been a while for me now, it was not so bad. You would not think that a prince of Asgard is treated like any common criminal, would you?

[sonofcoul]

I'm hardly going to stop you from inviting him. But really, chaperones?

[chyornaya_vdova]

Always one to go full out, aren't you, Tony?

[notjustarmor]

You did. Literally. I had it glassed over. Thinking of putting a terrarium in there. Maybe an aquarium. Or a plaque that says "Loki Was Here." You should sign it.

See, that's funny, 'cause the way Thor was telling it, you didn't want to be a prince of Asgard anymore. Is that not how it went?

[notjustarmor]

C'mon, Phil, it'll be fun. Punch bowls, paper streamers. We'll decorate the gym. You can be on the committee to pick the theme.

[notjustarmor]

Yep. Someone's gotta do it, and that duty falls to me. I take it on gladly.

[sonofcoul]

And what exactly will be the ratio of punch to alcohol?

[notjustarmor]

See. You're a natural chaperone.

We're all adults here. Plus Rogers will be there, he needs a fighting chance. And Thor's not exactly a lightweight. I'm thinking we can go pretty high with it.

[sonofcoul]

Yes. All adults. Which is making me wonder why exactly chaperons are even necessary.

[alwaysdramatic]

Y'know, I can't say I'm surprised your mundane's having second thoughts. I mean having you up their head? Enough to make anyone think twice.

[Oooooh, was that a joke, Tony? Cap just told a joke. Ish.]

Also my mundane is chafing at the bit trying to get a word in and "enable" yours to join the place I've been put.

1/2

[tricksterofasgard]

[ This look, Tony. This look...

You see, it's still a little difficult for him not to go and kill you for such an insult, but he's been working on it. So this time? Just an Asgardian glaring daggers at you. ]

2/2

[tricksterofasgard]

[ But fortunately he can skip that part of the conversation... ]

What you want and what you get often tend to be two different things entirely. Mother... Was very inclined to keep me comfortable.

[alwaysdramatic]

Tony knows he needs a babysitter. Phil. You're looking well.

[sonofcoul]

Well, better than I have any right to be, anyway.

[notjustarmor]

Hey, I'm just trying to give Phil the experience of a lifetime. And I didn't forget about you. We'll have sparklers.

[notjustarmor]

I am hurt, Rogers. I am a prize at the best of times. Anyone would be lucky to have me living in their head, keeping them awake until 3 am while I plan superhero prom night with Phil. You're on the theme committee too. No flags.

[Have a handful of trail mix, Cap. Maybe it's a reward for the not-really-a-joke. You'll get there. Tony's rooting for ya.]

Yeah? From what she told me, I'm mostly getting taken for walks in memes. What's your place all about?

[notjustarmor]

[It's funny because he tried that death thing once and it totally didn't work at all. Good times, good times.]

Aw. That's nice. Bonding time. What is your mom like, anyway? I think I met all her kids now, and I gotta say, there's not really a pattern there.

[alwaysdramatic]

It's good to see you. What happened to the arm?

[Because if you need Cap to bust a few head for that, he'll happily do it. Nobody hurts one of his own.]

[alwaysdramatic]

Think he's had a few of those by now. Think you're going to need something pretty strong if you want me playing with sparklers, Stark.