Apping to Dirty Vegas. Again.

[icarusmicarus]

Mundane.

Your flightiness, while expected, is displeasing.

I am not your toy. I will, at the soonest opportunity, bite you to death for this.

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[ex_cherubic461]

Bite your mun to death?

[icarusmicarus]

Yes.

[DEADLY SERIOUS.]

[idkmybffbyakuran]

It doesn't sound much different than many of the parallel worlds I've been to.

[Shouichi is aware of some differences though, so he'll be more specific.]

I heard that the world is in ruins, and that it's ruled by an evil God of some sort.

[icarusmicarus]

[Glares stares at you a moment.]

I know what it is, Irie Shouichi. I've been there.

[idkmybffbyakuran]

I'm aware of that, but I haven't yet.

[asldajilw! He wasn't trying to tell Hibari about it! He was just asking for information.]

...and I'm not looking forward to it, if that's what it's like.

[icarusmicarus]

[Scoffs.

Sorry, kid, he couldn't care less about your feels.]

[idkmybffbyakuran]

[Yes. And he should be used to getting this sort of attitude from Hibari, but... he can't help but ask one more question.]

Is it true that... you have to have sex there?

[icarusmicarus]

Has your mundane not explained anything to you?

[idkmybffbyakuran]

He gave me some general information, but I'm not sure I believe him. Especially since he keeps saying, "It's not so bad."

[icarusmicarus]

Hmph.

[Folding arms across his chest now.]

As things stand, it's too late for me. Mundane's rejoicing over my 'acceptance' into this game.

[idkmybffbyakuran]

Already?!

[Well, shit... if Hibari can't prevent himself from being put into a place like that, then Shouichi doesn't have a chance.]

Isn't there anything you can do? They can't just force you in without your consent, can they?!

[icarusmicarus]

They do what they want, do they not?

[Looking at you now like you're kind of retarded.]

[idkmybffbyakuran]

I guess there isn't much I can do.

[It's not like Irie has been able to do a whole lot, since he doesn't have a ring or any boxers, but he was sort of hoping... oh well.]

At least he hasn't finished the app yet.

[icarusmicarus]

There is plenty of time for him to do that.

[idkmybffbyakuran]

Yeah, but... maybe if I can convince him that it's not good enough he'll give up and quit working on it.

[icarusmicarus]

[Looks like he's going to say something, then pauses to listen.

...And frowns up at the air before going back to glaring staring at you.]

My mundane wishes for me to tell you to tell YOUR mundane to get that application in.

[idkmybffbyakuran]

[Shouichi tries to say something... but he can't say what he wants. So he gets frustrated and starts yelling whatever will come out of his mouth.]

My mun says... that the app is pretty much finished! He just needs to put a few finishing touches on it!

Crap!

[icarusmicarus]

[...Heh.

No.

No, he didn't smile at all. You saw nothing.]

[idkmybffbyakuran]

[Liar. Hibari is definitely enjoying this.

Not that Shouichi can say anything about it. He doesn't want to get bitten to death.]

[icarusmicarus]

I suppose I'll see you around.

[...Yeah he's definitely not hiding it now.]

[idkmybffbyakuran]

[Well, fine then! He won't hide it either!]

This is all your fault! What did you have to go and encourage him for?!

[icarusmicarus]

[A shrug, more a roll of his shoulder than anything else.]

Sniveling is tasteless, Irie Shouichi.

[idkmybffbyakuran]

So is reveling in other people's pain!

[Sorry, not done spazzing yet.]

[icarusmicarus]

I am merely exercising my rights.

[Because he so totally won in his eyes, awww yis!]

[idkmybffbyakuran]

[Yeah, Shouichi can't even contest that.]

What am I going to do? I can't go to a place like that!