still homeless.

[longshanks]

You find me most days in no mood for jests such as this. Lead me where there is need of my skills, there cannot be so great a number of lands that it confuses you so.

Think on it again.

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[cheese_for_everyone]

But jests are some of the most things you mortals do!

[eyeofthetigress]

Are you for real?

[longshanks]

Time in part for some, yes. Not all.

[longshanks]

I hope so, my lady.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Mm I think all jests are good in their own way.

[elf_ofthe_9]

Good to see you again, my friend. Your mun is still looking?

[eyeofthetigress]

What?

Who even talks like that anymore?

[longshanks]

Aye, does the search ever end? You have found yourself a home, I trust.

[longshanks]

I needn't talk with you at all, if it upsets you so. Save us both the bother.

[elf_ofthe_9]

If home you would call it. A haunted one, sadly, with strange properties. Frodo is there, and he has not yet met me from the time he exists.

[longshanks]

Then you have more free days than most men.

[longshanks]

Still at the house of ghosts? You are braver than any ranger by leagues, my friend.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Mm no I'm actually quite busy most days. Being a Daedric Prince and God of Madness is quite busier than when I was mortal.

[elf_ofthe_9]

Still, yes. Not likely to leave anytime soon, either. However, I do not think it is bravery, so much as necessity. There are young ones there, now, and many easily swayed by the place's lures.

[eyeofthetigress]

Head back to the fucking Renaissance Fair or whatever.

[longshanks]

It sounds as much.

[longshanks]

Have I offended you in some way?

[eyeofthetigress]

I don't like most people.

You're included in that category.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Of course it comes with quite a few perks. Immortality being among them.

[longshanks]

I remember you spoke of children, last we met. Of a man who was damned to burn eternally.

[elf_ofthe_9]

More children have since appeared. Yes, and now I can add a strange pianist, dancers and even... Well, I suppose they are healers, although of what sort I do not understand.

[longshanks]

Apologies, lady. I find wrestling with my conscience on the matter a hardy feat.

[eyeofthetigress]

... What the fuck did you even just say?

[longshanks]

Many would be hard-pressed to argue against that view.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Of course, even I wasn't against it when the last guy offered me the position.