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[eyeofthetigress]

This again?

Just leave me the fuck alone and let me fade back into obscurity.

And if you have to keep this up, stop trying to force an interaction with that stupid little 'hero' me that thinks she's motherfucking Arrowette or some shit.

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[ex_cherubic461]

[ And she doesn't understand half of the words she's saying , but okay ! ]

Are you alright?

[eyeofthetigress]

Does it look like I'm alright?

[ex_cherubic461]

[ She takes a little step back , lowering her head . ]

O-Oh... sorry. I thought that's what people asked when somebody looked upset.

[eyeofthetigress]

...

Are you really just an idiot, or is there a reason you don't know how to function as a basic human?

[ex_cherubic461]

[ She fumbles with her hands , eyes still stuck to her feet . Human . She wasn't even a human . ]

I don't know many things....

[eyeofthetigress]

Really? I wouldn't have guessed.

[Artemis is kind of a terrible person.]

[ex_cherubic461]

[ As the sarcasm goes right over her head !! ]

Mmhm. Mother didn't teach me many things... I want to learn though! [ And she brushes off the fact she's being bullied and smiles because tomodachis ]

[eyeofthetigress]

... Right.

You're fucking weird. And I'm married to a guy that's a walking block of ice.

[ex_cherubic461]

[ Ouch . ]

What's... married? What's ice...?

[ She isn't learning from this experience . ]

[eyeofthetigress]

... Ice?

The cold shit you put in your drink?

How the hell do I even explain married?

[ex_cherubic461]

I've never had ice! I've only had water in a cup.

You don't have to tell me if you don't want to...

[eyeofthetigress]

Ice is water that's frozen.

You know... People get married and have kids and shit?

[ex_cherubic461]

Oh! That's really cool!

I've never heard of getting married before. Mother didn't mention any of that.

[eyeofthetigress]

What exactly is your mother?

[ex_cherubic461]

She... she's Mother.

[ And she gets all quiet again . ]

[eyeofthetigress]

... Okay then.

[Artemis usually can deal with this. But she's creeped the hell out now.]

[ex_cherubic461]

[ She smiles once more . ]

What's your name? I'm Lily!

[eyeofthetigress]

Just call me Tigress.

[ex_cherubic461]

It's really nice to meet you, Tigress!

[eyeofthetigress]

... Huh.

[werepanther]

The more you protest, the more you'll probably be pulled out in the future. I learned that lesson the hard way.

oh shnap it's wildcat

[eyeofthetigress]

You.

get in the van!

[werepanther]

What? No friendly hello?

It's a shame, 'cause even your teenage self seemed to have more manners than that.

diiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[eyeofthetigress]

My 'teenage self' is a stupid, self-righteous ho-bag who thinks she's Arrowette. When I was her age, I was already killing bitches like her for fun.

neverrrrrrrrr

[werepanther]

Maybe it's a good thing she thinks so. After all, it's not like I enjoy sending you back to jail every now and then.