Being apped to Tower of Animus....

[chickenofthesea]

A one way ticket to adventure, huh! Actually, you know what? I think I've had quite enough adventure for one... lifetime. Aye, I'd rather get back to the Great Sea, to my ship, and set sail for treasure!! Leave the adventuring for that kid and his pirate girlfriend.

... What do you mean I don't have a choice?! There's always a choice!!

Multiple Links? Monsters? A strong possibility of death?

... RUPEES THAT ATTACK PEOPLE?!!

[SWEATSWEAT... ahem... straightening his cravat]

No, I'll pass on this journey. Ah, no, it's perfectly ok! Go on without me! I have to guard the ship! What will become of the SS Linebeck without her swarthy captain? So obviously, I can't go!

Besides, if the kid is there, they certainly don't need me!

Comments

[cheese_for_everyone]

But cap'n a tower like that must have a stock pile of treasure somewhere! More loot than your ship could even carry!

That is the best journal name ever!

[windfish_waker]

Oh, big deal. Who cares about a few monsters?

[chickenofthesea]

[he folds his arms and looks thoughtful about that]

Surely... but is such a dangerous task worth the treasure...?

[a pause]

YES! Of course it is! Haha!! After all, I'm sure I can get that kid to help out again.

djalksd thank you!

[chickenofthesea]

I care! My body cares! It likes to be in one piece! I may be a real man of the sea, but I'm a lover. Not a fighter.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Yes of course!

[windfish_waker]

I see.

And what is it that you love, Mister...?

[chickenofthesea]

... Waaait. You aren't trying to trick me, are you? [PROD] Not working for those hungry beasties, are you!

[chickenofthesea]

Not mister. Captain. Captain Linebeck! And I love treasure!.

[cheese_for_everyone]

No of course not. I know treasure, I'm a prince after all!

[windfish_waker]

You love. Treasure.

Wow. Okay then. Captain Linebeck.

I don't know a lot about it. I'm sort of new to the whole questing thing. But don't monsters and treasure kinda go hand in hand?

[chickenofthesea]

A prince! So Mr. Prince, what kind of treasures DO you have?

[chickenofthesea]

Of course I love treasure! Silly woman. What else would I like? Rupees, gems, gold, coins, it's all good!

Sometimes. Not always! Something treasure is just sitting around, easy to get! Or dig up.

[windfish_waker]

You go digging on Koholint and all you get are seashells.

And I have a name, you know. I'm not "silly woman."

[chickenofthesea]

And some seashells are worth rupees!

Well, what is it?

[windfish_waker]

For your purposes...let's go with Marin.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Oh all sorts of things. Plenty of shiny baubles.

Of course if someone were to take anything without my permission there are plenty of strong female guards who would be waiting outside to rend the thief's flesh in my honor.

[dragonspooker]

Hey, if I'm stuck in this crappy, no-treasure hell, it's only fair that other treasure-hunters are too!

[chickenofthesea]

Haa? What's that supposed to mean? Don't be so cruel!

[chickenofthesea]

Strong female guards?

... Are they pretty?

[windfish_waker]

Oh, I'm not being cruel. I'm just a silly woman.

[chickenofthesea]

So you're saying... there's no treasure there.

[chickenofthesea]

[he huffs. SEES WHAT YOU DID THERE.] So what then, Miss Marin?

[cheese_for_everyone]

Certainly but they would stab a thief without a second thought.

[windfish_waker]

Is there anything else to say, Captain?

[dragonspooker]

Zero, silch, zip, nada! Nothing that I've found so far!

And if I do find any, it's mine!