welp.

[cagematch]

Wwwwwwww-ow. So this is what grade-a dorks do with their time. Got it.

( she blows a bubble with her gum, tilting her head down to peek over her shades, skeptical as the day is long. )

Cute, buuuuuuuuuut, a huge waste of time. Places to go, asses to kick.

Comments

[darkfreckles]

[Salutes]

I-it's an honor to meet you! I just recently was treated to a marathon of your greatest err...hits...and it was...inspirational!

[cagematch]

( eyes up, eyes down, eyebrows raised. ) Uh-huh.

[darkfreckles]

O-oh right I um.

[A quick breath because she's clearly intimidated by being near someone who she has watched brutalize countless foes. Mixed with the obvious fear is admiration and her cheeks are even a little flushed]

I am Lt. Mitsune Kitsurabami of the Interstellar Immigration Bureau.

[irredeemed_ant]

Pretty sure if you were in our neck of the multiverse you'd make a great SHIELD agent or something.

[cagematch]

What the fuck is SHIELD?

[cagematch]

( cassie sizes her up. ) You're a Lieutenant? Hm. Color me impressed. Ish.

[irredeemed_ant]

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.

...it's like a really fancy spy group. With a dude in a eye-patch.

[darkfreckles]

[Ouch her pride. Still she's used to that sort of reaction given her size]

M-my specialties are firearms, intelligence gathering and communications. Nothing as...as glamours and flashy as your work of course.

[Or as scary in some cases. It's all Kitsurabami can do to keep from imagining herself as Cassie's next facebook trophy if she should upset the taller girl.]

[konqueror]

Words fallen from the lips of Johnny Cage's spawn.

Your judgement is irrelevant, fool.

[cagematch]

Wow. ( snort. ) How -... Fairy-tale.

[cagematch]

Last I checked, I'm the alive one out of the two of us.

[cagematch]

( glamorous? flashy? cassie can't help but laugh a little. ) As if bloodshed is glamorous.

[ex_bloodsin843]

For Earthrealm?

[cagematch]

Obviously.

[ex_bloodsin843]

I would think Raiden would have ordered you to rest after your most recent victory.

[cagematch]

I'll rest when I'm dead.

[ex_bloodsin843]

That may very well come to pass.

[irredeemed_ant]

[Hmph.] Lady, we deal with like a gadzillion more extradimensional and alien invasions than your 'Special Forces' do.

...granted we have loads of metahumans and mutants to help put but still.

[cagematch]

And? You're still called SHIELD. Cmon, are you telling me you can't see how lame that is?

[irredeemed_ant]

How exactly is being called SHIELD... lame?

[lt_blade]

Good lord, you say something like that and it proves you're my daughter.

Taking a small breather wouldn't kill you, you know. And yes, it's bad when I have to be the one to remind you.

[cagematch]

SHIELD. As in sword and? Come on.

[cagematch]

Not in your lifetime, buddy.

[cagematch]

( rolls eyes. ) You're my biggest hardass. Remember?

[lt_blade]

I'm fully aware.

I just know what you're capable of-and believe me, if I were to go easy on you, you'd hate that just as much.

However, given what you've accomplished, I'd say you're entitled to a 48 hour pass. Maybe visit your father or something?