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Hahaha I told you this was a good idea! How can't it be! I'm involved! Besides, do you know how boring it is in your headspace with all those tea drinkers? I want out! I want West and Italy and France and Spain, and damnit, even Austria and Hungary. But only so I can laugh at them for being stupid. And take that stupid frying pan away from Hungary first.

I dunno why you think I'm only around when I've got someone to troll. I can do other things! Like be awesome! Admittedly, planning to put maple syrup in Austria's piano or to make it into a haven for chicks is fun, but sometimes he changes the locks on his doors and I have to go drinking instead.

We used to have fun together, remember that? Before you got all boring. I know that that West ain't coming back, and I can deal with that, and that that Hungary's moved on, and I can deal with that too, but you don't have to lock me away. Just shut up and get on with it. Be more like the awesome me!

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. . . you really did that to the piano?

[Such a face.]

I'm not surprised.

Not yet, but I'm going to! I just need someone to lure Austria away from it!

Do I really need to tell you why this is a bad idea, bruder?

Hahaha! It's a great idea! Don't deny it!

It isn't as though you've never had a great idea, but this is not one of them.

[Siiigh.]

[Wait, did he just compliment his bruder . . . verdammt.]

[Yes. Yes he did. And now he's never going to hear the end of it.]

Pffft, of course it is! All my ideas are great! Like the one where I stacked all my beer cans up into a curtain, and the one where I sorted all the potatoes into size order! [All right, the last one was more a case of boredom, but he did it.]

[Did someone request his presence~? France is pretty sure he heard it.]

Who would ever want to lock you away, darling?

......

Unless it is to lock you up in handcuffs to the headboard of my bed...

[Honhonhon~]

Awww, but I couldn't show you my awesome moves if you did that!

Ahh, but there are other moves you could show me, in such a situation...

Hah! You're such a pervert. [And that explains why France is Prussia's friend.]

I can do amazing things with my hands though - and don't deny it!

It takes one to know one, does it not~? [Indeed. Perverts flock together.]

I would not dream of denying it.

Good! So stop talkin' about handcuffing me to the bed. It's not like I wouldn't stay there. Especially if you're gonna make breakfast!

You must admit, bondage has it charms. [Smirk.] Mmm... but I would make you anything you like, my friend.

Well, yeah, but it's more fun to be able to play with you. [In other words Prussia doesn't think that France would be a good dom. He's too pretty and delicate for that!]

...I want sausages. And maybe pancakes.

Perhaps I will let you, if you behave. [France thinks he is a good dom... but he thinks that he's wonderful at pretty much everything involving sex, so. He is also not opposed to relinquishing control to Prussia. He trusts him... for the most part.]

Then I will be sure to have the ingredients ready and waiting.

Awwww yes pancakes and sex. I knew it was worth coming out!

So enthusiastic~! [Grin.] The offer is open whenever you'd care to make good on it.

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