voicetesting, homeless, not sure where to send him. Canon is Discworld.

[glasslessnob]

Right. I'm flattered, Miss, really, but you know I can't stay here for long. There's still the newspaper to worry about, and besides, it's cramped enough in here without me around. And we aren't even getting into the fact that this is clearly a very bad idea, even without tests and responsibilities to worry about on both our ends.

...am I married? At this point in time, I'm sure I'm not--don't look at me like that, you were the one who decided to pull me from then. And the username isn't half as clever as you think, either.