On moving back...

[original_fine]

I want to congratulate you on your efforts here, miss, not least because this user name is vastly preferable. Golden boy? Really?

But you've already found several people interested in my world here, and that's encouraging. I will say that six versions of me seems like overkill. Believe me, I've met me many times, and it wasn't much fun.

You can keep the lady one, though. She can stay.

Comments

[nonononono]

Oh my God.

[Captain Kirk!?]

[original_fine]

Beg your pardon?

[imaythrowuponyou]

I'm almost afraid to ask.

[the_other_dr_mccoy]

How can anyone handle more than one of you, Uncle Jim?

[nonononono]

You're...you're...I mean, uh...

[JUST IN AWE don't mind him!]

[original_fine]

About which?

[original_fine]

I'd tell you, but your dad would probably kill me.

[original_fine]

Oh my god, do I have something in my teeth?

[the_other_dr_mccoy]

I'm sure daddy wouldn't go... that far. Just make your physical more hellish.

[imaythrowuponyou]

Why everyone but the girl you can take a hike.

[nonononono]

Wha—no! No, nothing in your teeth, you're just...

[Words, Sam, articulate them.]

You're Captain Kirk.

[original_fine]

Oh. Well, yes, I am. [He smiles.] My pleasure, Mr...?

[original_fine]

The others are evil or upstarts. She's a hot girl. There's math in there somewhere, do I need to do it for you?

[original_fine]

Yes, and I already enjoy them so much.

[the_other_dr_mccoy]

I would offer to do your physical instead but I'm not assigned to the Enterprise.

[Which is a damn shame, really.]

[original_fine]

I think your father really would kill me.

[nonononono]

[It's obvious he can't believe he's meeting Jim, completely obvious.]

Witwicky. Sam. I'm Sam...Witwicky. But everyone just calls me Sam.

[original_fine]

[It's all right, he's dealt with this before.]

Nice to meet you, Mr. Witwicky. Sam. And where might you hail from?

[nonononono]

[Poor Jim. Sam's not even aware how ridiculous he's being right now. Pull it together!]

Uh, I'm from Earth. The past, that is, I mean, uh...no space travel or anything.

[the_other_dr_mccoy]

I guess there are a few guys in Starfleet that are pretty doomed then.

[original_fine]

Well, I'm his best friend and he... knows me.

[original_fine]

[Blink.]

So you don't travel in time or space and you know who I am? I keep forgetting I'm famous or whatever.

[nonononono]

Well, there's this thing called TV and, uh...digging yourself a grave, Sam......I may have traveled something like it? But not like spaceships...more like with giant alien robot...guys...

[the_other_dr_mccoy]

He knows me too. You're like family, I wouldn't go there.

[original_fine]

I'm not worried about you. It's me he'd look at funny.