Canon is Batman: The Brave and the Bold

[holypulchritude]

Darling, I'm absolutely thrilled! But are you certain you can handle a real woman? Batman certainly couldn't.

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[quicktothebatmuse]

On the contrary, milady, I'd like to think I'm quite capable.

[holypulchritude]

Care to wager a bet, handsome? Someone who looks an awful lot like you once implied I had no place to fighting alongside the boys in Bat.

[quicktothebatmuse]

[...Batman's a little curious to hear this bet.]

And what would this bet of yours be?

[After all, this could be some clue to something. ...Maybe.]

[holypulchritude]

Mmm. I haven't quite thought that through yet. I honestly expected you to decline. You know, since chasing down criminals is so much more important.

[quicktothebatmuse]

Information can be found in the most unlikely of places sometimes.

[Like a simple umbrella. He was able to deduce an entire crime that would have happened with just one umbrella.]

[holypulchritude]

Oh, it's fun, no doubt. But so is swinging in through a skylight and engaging in banter and brawling.