homeless; dusting her off.

[sugartitties]

Suddenly, you miss me? .... 'Kay. What the fuck you want me to do about it? ( a brief pause. ) Oh. Wait.

( she clears her throat and says this in the LEAST ENTHUSIASTIC AND DEADPAN WAY POSSIBLE: )

Kyaaaaaaa. I've missed you too, Mun-senpai. You've noticed me. Kyaa, desu su su su su su-ushi dump-ring yakisoba.


There. Is that what you wanted? Can I go now? Your dumb shit here is cuttin' in my daily sugar hour.

Comments

[madangry_madcrazy]

Alright, I'll bite. What's with the username?

[sugartitties]

She's saying I like sweets and I have huge tits. So I'm sugar titties. Kinda stupid and fucking obvious.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Oh. Well...

[Cue flustered mad scientist.]

I wouldn't say it's that obvious. I mean, I like sweets too, and not everyone cares about the female chest area.

[sugartitties]

True. Some care about the ass or the coochie cooch.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Well, personally I'm more of a 'face and hair' person, myself.

[betterthanpanty]

Someone actually misses you?

[Cue haughty laughter.]

You poor girl, you must be mistaken!!

[sugartitties]

Haah? You're still around? What was your name again? Skanky?

[sugartitties]

Well, lucky for you I'm a ten-ten with that.

[madangry_madcrazy]

I guess. I don't normally consider myself lucky, but I'll make an exception in this case. You do have a pretty face and very lovely hair.

[betterthanpanty]

That is an adjective for your gutter-slut sister!!

My name, you insufferably illiterate peon, is Scanty!

[sugartitties]

Thanks. And what's your name?

[sugartitties]

Scanty, Skanky. Same diff.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Oh me? Well since you ask, I am Dr. Drakken, malevolent mastermind bent on world conquest!

[sugartitties]

... Mastermind? You don't look all that threatening.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Not all that threatening? Hello! Blue skin? Evil scar? Pronounced cheekbones? What more do you want?

[betterthanpanty]

'Same diff.'? Ha! Surely you realize what an oxymoron that is! But then, given your status as a 'moron' yourself, I'm certain there's no way you could have really known what such a complex literary device that is.