canon is unsounded

[kleptailmaniac]

So, you fancy yourself as me puppeteer? Not surprised I'm ya favourite one of all that you've read - not much competition, is it? - but this is a bit untimely, ain't it? I've got business to attend to and I can't be foolin' about anywhere. Not in any box or city that makes no sense.

Anyway, if ya gonna pull on me strings, you've gotta make it grander. Make it somewhere with swag and blackberry pie, somewhere that makes sense. Most of all, make it later - when I'm done what I should be doing. And gimme plod too, while you're at it.

If ya do all that I'll be nicer about all this.

Promise...