And another Paragon joins the fray!

[pinkspectre]

So, this is the new place. Took your sweet time getting us over here.

Oh, how cute, you kept the corny name. Helps that you love putting me in pink armor, I guess.

[She sounds mostly resigned on this front. Then again, she's a pretty girly Shepard in general.]

Now, I suggest you sleep, young lady, before you play any more of the game.

And...[very gently.] No more crying until the end.

Comments

[daisybell]

Could be worse, Commander. Pink Ranger, Pink Floyd, Blasto the pink spectre—

Actually, that last one would make a great sequel. If we manage to survive all this, I demand royalties.

[pinkspectre]

Hey. Don't hate Pink Floyd. They're some of the mid-twentieth century's best lyricists. [Old music is ooollllld.

She gives one of her soft laughs though, and shakes her head.] Then you could come live on that private island with me and Garrus. Hardest part would be getting to keep the Normandy though.

[daisybell]

Only if you're in to that out-of-body, psychedelic kind of crap— no offense, Commander.

I could land her on an island, easy enough; you wouldn't even have to worry about the paint job. Hardest part about it all would be finding enough sunscreen for everyone.

[pinkspectre]

Say what you want, everyone liked 'Brick in the Wall'...at least singing about not needing school.

I'm sure Chakwas and EDI could figure out something. I think all of you deserve the vacation anyway.

[fightforthelost]

Pink armor.

[Renegade Sheploo is displeased.]

Makes for some interesting camo, I guess.

[pinkspectre]

I can't even use the excuse any more that it was some sort of passive aggressive jab at the Illusive Man. She's just putting it on me because she can now.

[The lipstick, blush and eye shadow? That's totally Fem-Shep's idea.]

Hush your face, Mun.

[fightforthelost]

I'm more of an active-aggressive when it comes to jabs at him.

[Hahah. Also, have a raised eyebrow.]

What's she saying?

[pinkspectre]

Oh, I did that too. But I don't think that really counts when I was originally doing it because most of the time, it was the right thing to do.

I am, however going to rip his heart out and show it to him before he dies when I see him. [Paragon is not soft. Paragon is the unrestrained fury of a biotic mother bear.]

She's teasing about my make-up. Girly stuff.

[fightforthelost]

Right thing to do, and it feels damn good doing it too.

[And whoa, whoa, whoa paragon lady. Keep talking like that and you'll give him a renegade boner or something.]

He's pretty much the perfect example of that old saying about the path to hell being paved with good intentions.

And makeup. Right. Can't forget the makeup.

[pinkspectre]

Exactly.

[She gives him a small grin.] That's a good deal nicer than I would be about him.