DEAR BUDDY

[thecircusofvalues]

COME BACK WHEN YA GOT SOME MONEY

HYAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Comments

[thousandrooms]

My you certainly are a loud one. I wonder if you would survive a vat of acid.

haha oh god, I loved and hated this machine

[seesthebattlefield]

[Oh dear god heavens no-- it talks. A talking chip-and-pin machine. He already can't buy a bloody cabbage without holding up the line at Tesco's; now the machine has gained enough sentience to mock him for it. No, just no.
John steps away, with a face that is 100% done with this one-sided conversation.]

..Think I'd rather not, thanks.

[sister_bubbles]

Heh ... Now there's a sound I never thought I'd hear again ...

[Eleanor searches her suit for any lock-pins, after all, hacking this machine might prove useful.]

Now then, let's see what you've got.