John is not annoyed at the Mun--at all for losing a good paragraph rp partner

[soulisfucked]

Dear Asshole,

We had a nice playmate back in LJ and then you went on a bloody hiatus. Now what?
New playground and the playmate is gone. The fuck you want me to do about it? This is all your bloody fucking fault.
We had a nice thing going on, easy, sure I was the one taking it but Gabriel made it fun.

Then you fucking took that fun from me. Now what? Going to be looking for others I'm sure? Alright. Good luck. We had a fling with Loki too, guess we'll have to wait up a bit, yeah?

You bloody useless tool.

Sincerely,
John Fucking Constantine

PS: Find a good paragraph playmate, yeah? It's starting feel like you're trying to go bloody soft on me you bloody twat.

Comments

[ex_haveaplan64]

These things 'appen all th' toime. We're pretty low on th' pole when it comes t' priorities.

And I think expecting "paragraphs" out 'f these muns is pretty unrealistic, if you ask me. It's not loike anybody 'ere's setting out t' wroite War and Peace.

[soulisfucked]

That's why I'm fuckin' irritated. We had a good build goin' an' she fucks it all up. We had muns who worked with us to a prose of our likings, and my mun blew it all away by goin' on a god damned hiatus. We come back an'...well for now I'm goin' to sit tight and see where we're goin'. She' got quite a few numbers in line right now. At least I got a few good playmates at the present moment...

[ex_haveaplan64]

Hiatuses are a necessary evil, especially when it comes t' muns 'oo don't seem t' realoize that they're flesh and blood. It's not your mun's fault those other muns didn't wait around for 'er t' come back.

Sounds loike you're mad at th' wrong blokes, if you ask me.

[soulisfucked]

Hm, you make a good point chum. You seem to show more sympathy towards those playing with us, which if you ask me is cute.

[ex_haveaplan64]

Nah, just jaded. I've seen moi mun change plans at th' drop 'f a hat too many toimes t' count, so there's not much point in getting worked up any more.

[soulisfucked]

[ You get a laugh out of John for that ] Is that why your name is that, chum? That's fucking hilarious. You sound bitter about it but, fuck sakes. Your mun, be it she or him, has quite the sense of humour. And if she or him wasn't going for it than, well it worked.

[ex_haveaplan64]

(Shakes head, also chuckling:) She didn't even think 'f th' pun, that's 'ow terrible she is at floiying boi th' seat 'f 'er pants.

Nah, th' account name's from I guess wot you'd call moi motto: "Be polite. Be efficient. 'ave a plan t' kill everyone you meet."

Th' closest thing I 'ave t' an actual name is "Snoipah". There's a sort 'f official-loike last name, but I'd rather just go boi that.

[soulisfucked]

Ah ha, alright, well that has more explanation than what I said. Be point, efficient, tch and plan to kill everyone I meet, is that right? [ John is nothing like that with his job ] Maybe if I was more like you, my job could be easier...could. That's a really flaccid could. Nice to meet you, Sniper. Name's John Constantine. Constantine's my last name. [ he's fucking around ]

[ex_haveaplan64]

Oh? Wot sort 'f job you got?

[soulisfucked]

[ pause, silence ] Am a Magician. [ he pulls out a pack of Silk Cut and takes out a cigarette to point at Sniper ] And no, I'm not going to pull out a sodding rodent from my arse. [ the cigarette is placed on his own lips as he then replaces the Silk Cut with a lighter and lights it up ] It's just simple. Am a Magician. [ Con man, gambler, Necromancer, etc etc. ]

[ex_haveaplan64]

(Not phased or disbelieving, because his canon actually has a Magician in it.)

Ah, so dressing like a ninny isn't a requirement for magicians.

That reminds me, if you ever meet a Yank with no indoor voice and dressed like an officer, don't agree t' be 'is roommate. 'e's a bit touched in th' 'ead, t' say th' least.

[soulisfucked]

I'm no bloody clown.

[ John's more of a raising the dead, hypnosis, time traveling Magician ]

Aren't all Yanks like that? I guess minus the officer part.

[ This is a joke, but most likely not a joke. ]

Never met anyone I wanted to share my flat with.