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[radianced]

There is a giddy feeling in my chest; like my heart wants to take flight. What does that mean?

(It means you're in love with lying, you freak.)

Why are you singing that song? It has nothing to do with anything!

(Except it does. It totally does.)

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[meatthefuture]

Are you looking at a really tasty piece of meat?

[radianced]

I do not require sustenance. (Meaning he has never eaten meat.)

[meatthefuture]

What's that? [picks nose idly]

[radianced]

Food. I don't eat food. (He makes a face at the nose picking. Gross.)

[meatthefuture]

Ehh really? Not even for fun? [he's only a little surprised by this] What do you do if you get hungry? [pulls out a booger and inspects it, rolling it around]

[radianced]

What's fun about masticating? (Stop with the big words, Apollo! He turns away, offended by the booger. Insects are disgusting.)

[meatthefuture]

hahaha some people think it's a lot of fun! [flicks it away and watches it stick to the wall] But I like adventures better.

[radianced]

You like...chewing? (This is going to a dark, dark place, isn't it.) Must you do that?

[meatthefuture]

shishishi I like it a lot! Ehh but sometimes I just wanna go fast and I swallow. [digs in other nostril. There must be a lot in there cuz he's pretty industrious about it] Do what?

[radianced]

... (Are they talking about food or...something else? Apollo is pretty naive about both topics.) Pick. your. nose.

It's vile.

[meatthefuture]

[he doesn't know. You keep changing the topic.] hmm Yeah okay. [He doesn't mind. he presses his finger to one side of his nose and snorts it out before dusting off his hands]

So what were you so excited about?

[radianced]

(He quickly dives out of the way. Did it touch him?! Did it?! What is wrong with mortal bodies? Why do they have such...such...things! in them?)

Lying.

[meatthefuture]

haha you're quick! [though he hadn't been aiming for him at all] Ah, so like Usopp! He likes to lie a lot, too! But I guess some of his lies are actually true now! [Luffy can never tell which ones, but that's whats fun about it] If I can find him you guys should meet!

[radianced]

(This is why Luffy lives.) What sort of name is that? Usopp. (He snorts and finds a place to recline. Why stand when you can lay down?)

[meatthefuture]

It's the name his dad gave him I guess. Or his mom. By the way, I'm Luffy. Tell me a lie.

[radianced]

You are a charming gentlemen of impeccable class.

[meatthefuture]

...You're really bad at this huh? That wasn't exciting at all. [he's used to some world classed liars] I'm a pirate and I don't peck people and I don't got to class.

[shakes his head]

You gotta work a little harder.

[radianced]

That's not - (Oh why bother.) The fact that I can lie at all is the reason for the excitement, ant.

[meatthefuture]

Pirate. [but close enough] Ohh I see you can't lie! I can't either. It's pretty hard!

...You still gotta work harder though. Try saying something like... [hmmm] You live on an island of Goldfish poop.

[radianced]

But that's stupid. It serves no purpose. (Now he's thinking about Goldfish poop. Thanks, Luffy.)

[meatthefuture]

So what? You wanna learn how to lie right?

[radianced]

The point of lying is to fool someone else. Who am I fooling?

[meatthefuture]

Yourself! [that's where the best training starts] If you do that to yourself you can do it to anyone right? haha

[radianced]

I'm not an idiot. (Not completely. Sometimes.)

[meatthefuture]

Really? I think you're pretty dumb! [but he doesn't seem to mean anything by it] But okay, do your best. You should probably find people to practice on though.