Why.

[bosspenguin]

What's the meaning of this nonsense?

Don't you remember the last time you tried to play a character from an obscure animated fandom? That didn't work out so well for you. Although that woman does know how to wield a katana...

[clears throat]

ANYWAY.

I don't think you and I are going to be together for very long, mundane. I have important missions to complete. Missions that don't involve sitting on the Internet trading comments with strangers.

And judging from the looks of things...

[peering suspiciously through his binoculars]

There are some very strange people around here.

Comments

*chuckle* Oh gosh...

[saika_wielder]

[...That...t-talking penguin...isn't talking about her--right?

(Not only can she wield a katana, but she can certainly hide it really well, and keep it secret. Or so she thought. How, how, how does the talking penguin know about it?)

Her tension is something her demon blade senses. It's hard not to miss, in being connected to the girl anyway. Its whispers in her head are heard a tiny bit louder in excitement, the love-crazed-towards-humanity thing. What is background noise to her isn't just that right now.

Which is not pleasant, so for that, she'll do her best to keep calm. She quietly tells herself, I will not panic. I will not say anything. Don't say anything. Maybe he's not talking about me. Maybe it's someone else. It has to be.]

He's too cute. And loud.

[bosspenguin]

You there! What are you looking at?

Haha and Anri's cute (when not in Saika Mom Mode) and rather quiet a lot of the time...

[saika_wielder]

[Anri feels her face feeling very warm, and she is unable to hide her nervousness about him possibly knowing what he isn't supposed to know.]

N-Nothing. I just...haven't seen a talking penguin before.

[Smooooth save, girl.

Okay, maybe he really doesn't know about me, or at least, not much as he thinks he does...

Anri calms down a hair, yet Saika is still curious about her under the pressure. Only that, alone, and not anything at all about the penguin--which is a VERY good thing on the bird's behalf.]

[bosspenguin]

Ah. Yes. Well.

There's nothing much to see here, young lady. Just a penguin in the city.

[saika_wielder]

Or...world.

Th-this place can be anything, after all.

[bosspenguin]

Can it? What weird manner of place is this?

...Damn it, he can't just leave this alone. XD

[observer_of_people]

Does your Mun like katana wielding femme fetale characters a lot?

[This guy is solely here to make Anri there feel more uncomfortable. As much as Mun has tried to fight him off, it did not work. He'd never, ever shut up about this.

Why? Because Izaya loathes Saika. He despises that thing, for reasons he won't say. They're his humans. HIS toys alone...]

Lol that's how this dude ended up here.

[bosspenguin]

Not usually. Her headspace tends to be dominated by men.

[saika_wielder]

...Have you ever heard about the concept of, um, nexuses?

[It's been oh, a year, or two years, since she's been with her Mun--just not very much.]

That's what I've figured. x3

[observer_of_people]

Really? I would have never guessed that. [At least not for that moment in time, anyway.]


There's mostly guys over here, though there are some "kickass female types" as my Mun-chan calls them.

Only one I know of wields a katana... Or, wait--I think there's two actually. Both are very different, in age, background, personality, and appearance.

[On the outside, he appears friendly and curious, when on deep inside he's quite awful. Anri knows, but will this bird know?

Definitely not now, at least.]

[saika_wielder]

[In a quieter voice so that suspicious man she knows about quite a bit...]

Be careful around Orihara-san, by the way.

[bosspenguin]

Who? Oh, you mean that guy down there? He seems harmless.

[Skipper's idea of a problem is ring-tailed lemurs. Forgive him.]

I'm sure by tomorrow I'll regret this.

[bosspenguin]

The katana-wielding lady went off a long time ago, sport. It's just me and a Marine...who looks very angry...and his sister.

[saika_wielder]

Appearances are deceiving.

Orihara-san's not nice. He's dangerous.

[He should just go away. He shouldn't be here. The only person I'd cut is him.. After that, through Saika, she would make him behave.]

Naaaw, no regrets. He's only havin' fun at Anri's expense...

[observer_of_people]

[[ooc: They're both mine btw. I wasn't really planning on Izaya to appear--but he was so persistent. So now it's 3 muses active in all tonight, instead of 2.]]

[He grins when the penguin calls him "sport". That's adorable~]

That's very small company. You're lucky. She doesn't seem to be nearly as impulsive as my Mun-chan... It's always crowded. One more is probably coming. Only just a short matter of time until the others realize that some of us have been hanging around this place again.

That's too bad for her, and a shame for the two ladies I've mentioned.

[Better not go much farther there, Trollizaya. Or else Mun-chan will let the other katana lady you know hospitalize you. She may not be Shizuo, but she comes close enough...]

[bosspenguin]

[ooc: Heh. I know how that goes. My two other muses are an OC and his sister. I applaud you for being able to play both of them in the same thread!]

My mun comes up with these wild ideas when she wants a break from...whatever it is she does. Before me, it was Elise. And before Elise, it was a giant green space alien named Morbo! Who knows what I'm dealing with.

[He will not be intimidated by his mun's crazy.]

[observer_of_people]

[[Ohhh... My third is an OC. She's my most favorite out of the few I've RP'd with for ages--and thanks. :3]]

Well, mine is similar, when it comes to wild and crazy ideas... In fact, an annoying and very violent war against cyborgs is still on hold for the time being.

Who knows where that monster of a man and his hideous troops have vanished to... [Izaya does NOT miss him, not in the least, though it kind of bothers him that he doesn't know what happened to this nemesis.]

There was a giant green thing, you say? [He can't help but chuckle a bit, thinking about the Ancient he's sort of "friends" with. Izaya's not so easily intimidated. The only thing he fears is death itself.] There's one I know of that still resides somewhere in the dark places of Nexus, the Headspace version--and I would steer clear of Xel'lotath and her creatures, if I were you.

[arach_nerd]

...said the talking penguin.