Voice Test - Canon is Fushigi Yuugi

[southernwillow]

Well this will be a trip! You better have stunning kimonos lined up for me. Oh and jewelry. Only the best. I am apart of the Emperor's Harem!

[Who are you kidding, Nuriko?]

I'll be wanting the best dishes too. If I don't eat well, my skin will lose its natural luster.

[This next part is, more or less, sung.]

Only the best for Hotohori!

Comments

[anelegantmyth]

Dear arceus, my mun just screeched when she saw this. Please make it stop.

[southernwillow]

Finally, someone gives me the welcome I deserve! I swear, I get overlooked way too much.

[anelegantmyth]

My mun named her first and second dog after your emperor and...some guy named tamasomething. Pretty sure her third was named after you.

[southernwillow]

Tama-baby! Did she teach him fetch? [For some reason Tamahome seems like a dog that would like fetch. And hoarding.] Her first dog must have been beautiful. Nothing less would suit Hotohori.

And what's her third like?

[anelegantmyth]

Err...I'm afraid the one named after you and the emperor didn't really last long. Bout a few months at most. But Tamahome, he was with my mun 13 years. He loved her so much, he refused to even look at her when he knew he was dying. So it'd be less painful. That creature was a smart one.

[southernwillow]

Huh! Sounds about right. I would want to follow Hotohori. [She winks, beaming.] Tama-baby would be a fighter...and selfless.

[Damn his hide.]

Even his greed isn't greedy.

[anelegantmyth]

You got that right. Your canon played a huge part in my mun's life, it's crazy.

[southernwillow]

My Mun feels the same way. She still cries over my death, but I don't regret it.

[anelegantmyth]

Mine cried over all the deaths. All of them. I was already her muse when she last marathoned the series in one go. What I don't understand though, was her obsession with the twins.

[southernwillow]

You mean Amiboshi and Suboshi? They were pains. I can't understand why anyone would like them.

[anelegantmyth]

Pretty sure munsie has a thing for twins. I mean, you have to admit, that good bye scene was pretty heart breaking.

[southernwillow]

Eh! [She tries to pretend it's nothing. Look at her being callous.

...is it working?]

[anelegantmyth]

Oh! Also the guy with the mask. My mun LOVED him.

[southernwillow]

Chichiri is a nice guy. He tries to be tough, but I can see right through that.

[unfinite]

Are you a hot girl?

I just need some clarification, here.

There's this nigglin' feeling in the back of my noggin...

[woaini]

Maybe you could share if you get any food...?

[southernwillow]

Damn right I'm hot! [Blatant avoidance.] I'm all woman.

[Except physically.]

[southernwillow]

You're such a glutton, Miaka.

[unfinite]

Okay. [Mugen decides not to think too much about it. If she says she's a chick, she's a chick.]

Less than epic tits, though.

[southernwillow]

[What an insult! She crosses her chest with her arms, pouting.]

Did I give you permission to look there?!

[unfinite]

I look at everybody's tits.

Yours ain't even in the top twenty, babe.

[southernwillow]

An ample chest isn't everything. There's a reason I was in the Emperor's Harem.

[unfinite]

Your pussy exceptionally sweet or something?

[A pause, because Mugen actually had to take a moment to consider whether or not it'd be a question worth asking.] The fuck's an emperor?

[southernwillow]

You're so brash about it! I don't reveal all on the first meeting.

[She has values, man.]

The ruler of a country. How can you have not heard of an Emperor?

[unfinite]

We didn't have an Emperor in Ryukyu. [Flatly. Mugen doesn't care much about it, either.] Where I live you rule if you have more cash, more dick, or more strength.

[Now he's squinting.] Your Emperor have cash, dick, or strength?